The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Typically, it will be returned. It was posted to secure his attendance in court. He appeared for all hearings. Although there might be an argument that he violated conditions of release and should forfeit bail, the remedy for that was to revoke his release, not taking the bail money.

I see no reason why mere legality should stand in the way of such sweet justice.

“Hi, Bob! I’m your cellmate, my name is Bubba, and you can call me “Sir”.”

The bible endorses slavery, genocide and the killing of all first born sons…what are the current ICE guidelines about first born sons?

How about sarcasm? :wink:

That’s one way to get rid of the ankle bracelets! :stuck_out_tongue:

'Tis a pity New York State has such strict limits on civil forfeiture. I would have loved to have seen them seize 666 5th and everything else remotely associated with Trump/Kushner/et al.

Thanks Procrustus.

Someone tweets that, on Shitgibbon & Friends, he repeated the claim that “so many” parents of Korean War veterans have been asking him to get the remains of Americans who died there brought home. Parents of Korean War vets. So very many of them (who would basically have to be in their tenth, eleventh or twelfth decade of life).

The US is about to leave the UN’s Human Rights Council! Oh yeah, this’ll do wonders for our ability to claim the moral high ground. :rolleyes:

Sesriously: we are a horse’s ass of a country right now.

All according to plan.

Might as well start practicing our “Blessed be the fruits” and “Under his eye.” :smiley:

Yup, and more and more the plan seems to be the boneheaded idea that the more destabilized the whole world is, the more the US can benefit from it’s natural advantages, just like the period after WW2.

Problem with that is, the reason we benefited then was because we were the hub of stability for an unstable world. If the world sees us as a source of instability, we will not benefit from the world’s instability, most likely China will.

I’m starting to think Trump was so outwardly accommodating to NK because when that whole thing falls apart (which is the outcome I’m thinking he actually prefers), he can point at how much he tried to avoid war by having acted nice, and now Congress has to let him take the gloves off. If I’m right about that, I just hope his ultimate goal isn’t to bring on war with China to take out the competition while we still have the advantage.

Because that’s basically where we’re at. If Trump and the Republican party want to improve their near future electoral results, a war with an enemy we can all rally against would be indispensable.

Happy Friday!

I still can’t figure out if the GOP immigration policy is an evil Democratic law that the Trump administration is reluctantly following, or a righteous Biblical policy on loan from God himself. Because it sort of can’t be both.

You have yet to master the art of Trumplethink.

Ah, the language they speak in Trumplethinkskin.

It’s an evil democratic law, and it’s from God. Therefore, Democrats are God. And Trump is the guy God warns us about.

And on that note, nearly 2000 children (yes, you read that right, people from other countries who can’t believe how fucked up America is) have been taken from their parents. That’ll teach their desperate parents to seek a better life. MAGA motherfuckers.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-children/government-says-nearly-2000-child-separations-at-mexico-border-in-under-two-months-idUSKBN1JB2SF

And on that note, nearly 2000 children (yes, you read that right, people from other countries who can’t believe how fucked up America is) have been taken from their parents. That’ll teach their desperate parents to seek a better life. MAGA motherfuckers.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-children/government-says-nearly-2000-child-separations-at-mexico-border-in-under-two-months-idUSKBN1JB2SF

"The number represents a dramatic uptick from the nearly 1,800 family separations that Reuters reported had happened from October 2016 through February of this year. The official tally of separations is now nearly 4,000 children, not including March and the beginning of April 2018. "

That was supposed to be an edit, not another post. Fuck this software sometimes.
While I’m here again:
MAGA MOTHERFUCKERS!

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