Found this:
A death that’s not only gruesome but adorable as well.
I don’t want to look. Did he push her out of the way to get in front of her, like he did with that other guy?
It had more the look of “all these red coats - and they’re armed - I need to get the fuck out of here and play golf”
No.
He just sort of wandered on, oblivious. Poor old dear tried to hustle herself back into position without making a “thing” out of it but only succeeded in looking old and frail.
The perfect time to #SlapHimLiz.
On that topic, one of the many excellent photoshopped pics out there today:
“And I can’t help but wonder, when I see you looking there with a little smirk how many times did you look so innocent into your wife’s eye and lie to her"
And anachronistic, I’m afraid. Her Majesty didn’t want to leave any behind following her death, so she stopped breeding corgis three years ago. Her last surviving corgi, Willow, passed away in April of this year. She does still have a couple of corgi-dachshund hybrids (dorgis)* to comfort her twilight years.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure the royal chef would object strenuously to any attempt to augment their diet with filet of Cheeto-Faced Shit Gibbon.
*How short are the legs going to be on THOSE doggies?
“I swear, I thought I was posting a GIF on Facebook!”
And of course their comments section is full of (apparent) Yank morons cheering Trump’s more than usually boorish behavior, as if it has any value whatsoever.
Hey, I’m no British Monarchy fanboy (I’m with Keith Richards, who supposedly commented on fellow Rolling Stone Mick Jagger’s knighthood thusly: “I get on my knees for no one”), but for fuck’s sake, if you can’t be arsed to follow protocol don’t fucking go have tea with Queen in the first place.
My favorite part of the story is towards the end. Apparently when he was introduced to the Queen’s lady-in-waiting, SHE pulled HIM in for the vigorous Trumpian handshake. I wonder if she did it on her own or if the Queen was in on it?
And Belgium will give him their Grubhub password.
That video is priceless. Thanks for that!
Here’s a direct link to the tweet with the vid. (Notice the relative size of POTUS’ hand versus the -sadly unnamed in the story- Lady in Waiting.)
LOVE It! I’ll bet the Queen **was **in on it! 
When you remove the premise that Trump thinks, it explains a lot.
Fixed that for ya. Trump doesn’t think, he responds to stimuli, kind of like a pithed frog. It explains why his policies veer all over the place depending on who he talked to or saw on Fox and Friends last.
Love this.
But it’s quite sad really. What have we come to? We have a moronic criminal as the President of the United States of America.
We are joking about it? This ‘man’ needs to be removed from office using the rightful authority of our laws, the constitution and congress.
The republican led congress is more concerned with getting re-elected, and their pocket books than the laws that they have sworn to uphold. We must all send them a message that we will not stand for this. I feel very sorry for good republicans that truly do their jobs, but we must send a message. And the best way to do so is to not ever vote for a republican until they get their house in order.
‘As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.’ - H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, 26 July, 1920
New position put forth by Angry Baby One:
Well, yeah, Cheeto, those wily Russians probably figured it would be easier to interfere with the election is they did it before Election Day.
I’m looking forward to Silver Lining repeating this talking point, because to him I’m sure it makes all the sense in the world.