The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

He’s a guy who lives in a $350/month shithole apartment who is so financially strapped that he registered to whine about the imposition of a $100 late payment fee when he “forgot” to pay the rent. I mean, other than cautionary tales, he doesn’t really have much to offer us in the area of expertise.

He also seems to have had a personality transplant since 2114. Not a good one.

Are we referring to Putin and his Quisling?

Oh, good point. That completely nullifies all of Trump’s crimes. We should tolerate corruption because it’s so typical. I guess I forgot all about the news and historical accounts I’ve been reading for the past 50 years.

Don’t you Hannitites *ever *think anything through? As long as it pisses off them libruls, hur hur.

Part 2 on American Fascism for those interested by Some News Guy.

The White House is now in Day 3 of the new dance craze, The Helsinki Walk-Back.

This time, it’s about Putin’s “incredible offer” – where Mueller gets to interrogate the 12 Russians, if Putin gets to interrogate a bunch of Americans on his hit list. (Although Trump only mentioned the quid, not the pro quo.)

When asked about it yesterday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said the president’s team was considering it. They probably didn’t anticipate the tsunami shitstorm that came down upon them, so today, SHS said:

Odd choice of words.

Normally when one gets a proposal, one either accepts it or rejects it.

Q: My darling, will you marry me?
A: I disagree.

But then, “odd choice of words” could be the motto of this administration. George Orwell would have a field day with their use and abuse of the English language.

DHS Secretary agrees with Trump about the fascist rally in Charlottetsville “It’s not that one side is right and one side is wrong.”

WaPo link

I’m starting to hear his tweets in the voice of George Gaynes.

Trump invites Putin to meet in the US in the fall.

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh, this is too fucking priceless…

Make it the week before the midterms. PLEASE!

On second thought, no. I doubt this can happen. Protests of unusual size will occur everywhere letting that commie cunt in our country. Fuck this. Bad enough we spend tax money on golf trips.

The Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs has changed the image on their Twitter home page to a picture of Mariia Butina.

Because the last one went so well? :eek:

Exactly how stupid is our president? I mean, at some point self-preservation has to override any ulterior motives, right? Having just shot one foot, it’s a great time to take aim at the other? This hole is pretty deep, maybe we should dig our way out??

Drops rock into well.
Waits.
No splash.
Ever.

Ain’t that sumpthin’?

Maybe Mueller can issue an indictment for Putin so we can arrest him the moment he puts a foot on American soil. Goodness knows he has the evidence.

I suppose there is some diplomatic prohibition to doing this, but a girl can dream…

Still, Trump may be, uhhh, a little busy with his own affairs by then, and need to postpone indefinitely.

This stupid.

He has no shame, so doubling down always seems like the best option for him. Any normal person would have crawled back under a rock after the humiliation Obama heaped on Trump at the WH Correspondents dinner.

Meeting with Putin not go so well? Let’s do it again and maintain all the time that the first one was a great success. Caught carrying water for Russia? Say that no President has ever been as tough on Russia as he has.

2014, I’m sure you meant. Anyway, both marketing firms and propaganda units (such as Russia’s famed Internet Research Agency, headquartered in St. Petersburg) make accounts and sit on them until needed. As we all know, an earlier registration date makes a post seem more “authentic” than does a new one.

Since over time the posts are made by different employees (of either the marketing firm or the propaganda outfit, as the case may be), the ‘voice’ of the account will vary quite a bit.

This one may be only an automated program, given how generic are the messages being posted: the usual ‘all nations do it’ and ‘this is nothing new’ and ‘wow, you’re naive if you don’t realize that this is just politics’ etc.

And the contenders for locales are, no doubt, all Trump golf resorts! (Does he have one in St. Pete, FL? I bet Trump thinks there’s no difference between the St. Ps!)

It’d be kind of awesome if the entire Trump presidency turned out to be a super-deep-cover CIA operation to get Putin onto American soil so he could be replaced with a robot duplicate.

Step* away* from the Dr. Pepper…