And that’s the real origin of the Broken Windows theory of criminology!
I have here, to share with you, an Onion link!
"WASHINGTON—Revealing that the physical world could no longer bear the weight of numerous contradictory realities, sources confirmed Friday that dozens of Whites Houses have begun to leak from a temporal vortex as President Trump’s rapidly changing story of meeting Putin tears apart space-time. "
That’s comedy gold!
From the link: “Speaking to a crowd at a White House event called Pledge to America’s Workers, Trump came across a line in the prepared text that included the word apprenticeships. Then he went off script: “That’s an interesting word for me to be saying, right? The Apprentice. I never actually put that together until just now,” he said”
Hahaha!
He knows his base will back him no matter what he does, and his “party” is too dirty / corrupt to act.
Thanks! I needed that. God bless The Onion.
His base IS agreeing with that.
So is the rest of the GOP…
Republicans have eliminated election security spending in this year’s budget and they voted down Democratic efforts to restore it. Freedom Caucus member Jim Jordan, currently under a cloud for failing to report sexual abuse when he was a wrestling coach, offered this pithy observation:
Rep Jim Jordan on why House R’s shot down Dem push for more election security $$: “I know what we need for safe and secure elections, and that’s voter ID.”
Aaron Nevins, Repug "strategist in Florida
“If your interests align, never shut any doors in politics.”
Cassandra Fairbanks, website Gateway Pundit
“I mean, I would be cool with it. I’m already there. If Russia was involved we should thank them.”
C-Span caller thanks Russia for “interfering in our elections”
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Way to think on your feet Trump. You get a gold star.
Can we make the star gilded lead, about yay big and dropped onto him from a large height?
I’d like to nominate Nava to be in charge of Christmas decorations in the Oval Office this year. All in favor say aye.
Will the theme once again be “Winter is the death of the world”?
Just figured I’d remind everyone of the Trump recession on the horizon:
Gee, how can I get China to strengthen its currency?
I know! I’ll impose massive tariffs on them to make their exports more expensive.
#stablegenius
#verygoodbrain
“When you wish upon a star…”
Loud, crunchy SPLAT!
Well, thank you! Baby Jesus, and what took so long?
I’ve never heard the expression “reaching for the vapors” which was used twice in the linked article. But yeah, Donny will screw up the Obama economy just like he’s made a mess of everything else. Loser.
I saw that episode! It was a good one.
“We won’t go back. You don’t know what it’s like in our universe. America’s gone, the trump is everywhere! We’re one of the last white houses left. Please, you’ve got to help us!”
“Whine as you might, you can’t have a “great economy” closing in on full employment, an independent Fed, a big tax cut, a trade war — and a falling dollar.”
Gee, I wonder which one Trump will decide we don’t need??
And, just like on the apprentice, there will be only one job created.
Jason Rittereiser, a Democrat running for Congress from Washington, releases campaign ad accusing Trump of “treason”.
What the fucking moron doesn’t seem to understand is that the Fed he’s protesting is trying to save himself from himself.
“No, don’t piss there, Donny! There’s an electric f-- ah, never mind.”
“Shocking. Positively shocking.”
- Bond. James Bond.
It’s a backup plan, in case his trade wars don’t tank the economy.
Or possibly nuclear war with Russia, after Vlad invades a bunch of neighboring countries including NATO members. That oughta do a number on the economy. Khrushchev did not hesitate to test Kennedy when he perceived him to be weak, though incorrectly, as it turned out. What does anyone suppose Putin will do when he perceives the current president to be a comically inept corrupt buffoon mainly interested in kissing his ass?