The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’m sure the soldiers he just addressed would be willing to kick in for the parade, along with giving back their pay raise.

Exactly my thoughts on this. We can list hundreds of NEEDS to care for Americans. But showing off, that’s a necessity?

And these damn tapes. What is the problem? Play the blessed things, already! That includes whatshisname from NBC with the Apprentice tapes. If these are actually embarrassing to the presidency, who’s stopping them?

ETA: Actually, I guess NBC wouldn’t want to ban all sales of Apprentice DVDs after the outrage and protests…

The issue is that Mark Burnett, executive producer of the Apprentice and the only person with the legal authority to release the tapes, thinks Trump is the bee’s knees.

I’ll pick a nit with the retired general on one thing: Trump didn’t divide the nation; the millions of Americans who voted for him knowingly did so because they are willfully waging a culture war. Nobody’s making them do it; they just need a scapegoat for their local heroin epidemic or something to make themselves feel better about being middle aged with erectile dysfunction. Trump was the perfect candidate because he’s the rage candidate, a human political tracking cookie who has found out what makes them click.

From your fingers to God’s ears.

She might materially contribute to bringing him down if she has either one of two types of tape:

***Proof that Trump did know in advance (in 2016) about the upcoming Wikileaks release of Democratic emails, or

***Audio of Trump expressing contempt for the non-rich people who people his rallies. Something on the lines of ‘those losers, trailer-park trash, they have no idea what I really think of them!’

The first would be useful in making Mueller’s case, and the second would be useful in getting the GOP Congress’s butts in gear to rein in Trump (assuming the Base reacted vocally enough to being ridiculed by their hero).
…but both are probably a long shot.

The hush-money tape seems pretty damning to me, but probably won’t to Trump fans; they’ll rationalize it away. It’s egregious conduct, though. Omarosa had just been fired for “integrity” issues, yet she’s being offered a salary that’s a huge multiple of what campaign workers usually command? Sleaze to the max.

That is rather unusual for people at Brennan’s level – they become high muckitimucks at Beltway Bandit outfits who attract and interface with clients while the worker bees actually process the data.

Remember to bring your festive balloons to the parade!

(Though I still don’t see why he needs another parade when he already had one…)

For trump, it has the addendum, “I shall refuse any raises, as taking a raise for risking my life in service of my country would be unpatriotic.”

We REALLY need to make those in a smaller size, so individual folks can buy them. Yeah, you would make your self a target for trump supporters, but DC mostly did NOT vote for trump if I remember correctly.

I would think a reasonable facsimile could be made? Kick Starter anyone? I really know nothing about balloons.

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=XAV2W6XnBcOOsQW47IOACw&q=trump+baby+balloon+for+sale&oq=trump+baby+balloon&gs_l=psy-ab.1.1.0i131k1j0l9.2078.8384.0.10527.18.11.0.7.7.0.125.939.10j1.11.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.18.1063....0.bn1hbPTOkeA

I can not attest personally to the quality of any of these. But I want one.

If they were inflated with farts, would they float?

Oh good. Someone is making them. I looked about 10 days ago and couldn’t find one. I will investigate and buy them for all my friends.

If there’s anyone left who doubts that thump is a narcissist, I submit:

My bold.

She **WORKED **for me?? I knew her (like hell!) and she fucking **WORKED **for me?? THAT’S what he has to say about Aretha Franklin? THAT’S her claim to fame? That’s the noteworthy thing about her accomplishments and her life? Maybe he expects it to say on her tombstone, “I proudly worked for <you know> on numerous occasions.”

Jesus.

:smack:

If you would be so kind- report back on the quality of your purchase, I want some, too!

Not so fast…

Pentagon postpones Trump’s parade

Pentagon gives the Screeching Orange Shitstain the middle finger in other words.

:confused:

Who the hell is Lara Trump?

I’ve been wondering this too, but can’t be arsed to click on any of these stories. I’m reading the headlines, and the pic accompanying the story usually has a blonde woman sitting next to Eric Trump, so I assume she’s the person married to that shit-for-brains.

That’d be her.