The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Agreed. I began a hectic day with coffee and elucidator’s commentary, and it was a fantastic start. Absolutely nailed it in every way.

Trump has begun to stumble, for sure. I can’t listen to his invective, but I caught a few scenes from his act with the sound on mute. Almost immediately noticed the crowd’s hearts didn’t seem quite in it.

Finally.

Have you seen this?

“Bald eagles: scientists decry overturn of ban that would save American symbol”

“The national bird is threatened by toxic bullets that wind up in the animals it eats, but the Trump administration overturned a rule to stop it”

Another Obama regulation undone…

No.

You are blowing Rajoy’s instinctive reaction, which matched the instinctive reactions of millions of Spaniards, to think it had been ETA because horses not zebras, up into “grossly tossing hate in contradictory directions”. Please don’t do that.

It is true though that Zapatero became president on the corpses of 212 dead. On that, I agree (he doesn’t though: his party only counts 211 because one was aged minus a few days).

Maybe he’s hoping to produce mutant two-headed eagles that would reflect his preferred iconography.

If you could come up with a parody of a policy that this joke of a Republican party could come up with, it wouldn’t be as stupid as this.

Perhaps Tylor could write a special song, just for Trump.

I expect we’ll soon see an Executive Order raising Bin Laden from the dead.

Thank you for sharing that, man. It was… beautiful. <sniff>

When you’re campaigning for office, you can always work up the audience with tales of the awesome things that you’re going to do once you “vote those bums out.”. But once you’ve voted them out and you’re in power… the tales of the awesome things that you’re going to do …any day now… fall flat… because why don’t you shut up and do them. Like you said you would when you won.

Where is the laughing smiley?

He thinks the country needs him. He thinks that he’s responsible for the last eight years of steady economic growth. (Insert laughing smiley number two) It’s like every night, after changing his diaper, Melania coos “Yes, yes, darling. Economy very big. Economy very good. All because of you.”

It’s time for a complete psych eval. This motherfucker is nuts.

That’s one way to read it; another way is to read it is that he’ll deliberately use resources at his disposal to tank the economy.

Yeah, it could be a threat. But I’m not sure what he could do short term. Any ideas?

Anyway, it’s a bigger threat to leave him in office. Oh, he may be the lamest of the lamest ducks. But readily, enthusiastically even, electing crooked morons to the Oval Office should not be tolerated.

I don’t know what he could do because I don’t know what he’s capable of doing. That, to me, is the danger.

:confused: I recognize all of the individual words in this post, but not in this order.
Near as I can tell people thought there was one estimated time of arrival because horses are punctual and zerbras are not, and that 212 people died but one didn’t count because he was a few days from being aged?

Please try again, I’m genuinely curious.

Right, Pence may be a hateful religious zealot, owned by the corporatocracy and the gun lobby, but he’s a *stable *one, and he’d be contained. The world and the country would definitely be safer with him as President, as wretched a situation as it would be for as long as it lasts.

Mueller’s got a law (Chick-a-wang-wang!)
Upside Donald’s jaw! (Chick-a-wang-wang!)

What did that fuckhead do!
And who did he do it to!

He fucked the really greatest country! The man has got to be insane.
But Bob Mueller’s got a law and he ain’t never gonna be the saaaaame!

Mueller’s got a law (Chick-a-wang-wang!)
Upside Donald’s jaw! (Chick-a-wang-wang!)…

It’s an old adage that I’m fairly certain is used in medical community. When you hear hoof beats, you think of horses not zebras. Ie, when presented with a symptom, you’re going to assume it’s the most obvious thing first and not something ‘exotic’ or unusual.

You’re probably getting confused by her reference to ETA. In this context it has nothing to do with timetables. ETA is the name of a Basque separatist movement.

I believe the 211/212 casualties dichotomy refers to the fact that one of the victims was a pregnant woman only days away from giving birth. Do you count her unborn child as a victim or not?

Trump gave himself an A+ for how his Presidency is going.

He also said if he’s impeached, the stock market will crash and everybody will be poor.

He also claimed that the murderer of Mollie Tibbets was arrested by “our beautiful ICE” and not by the local police who actually did the arrest.

And he said that only 80% of the press is the enemy of the people.

Jeff Sessions has had enough, and fired back at Trump.
https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/sessions-fires-back-trump-doj-investigations-will-not-improperly-influenced-politics/