The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I think they will handle it just as well as they handled Puerto Rico.

Any allegation that the government’s hurricane response is lacking, innappropriate, unsufficient or plain non-existent is a liberal smear and fake news.
You pre-emptively heard it here first.

Don’t be silly. These are [sarcasm] real citizens. [/sarcasm]
They’ll screw it up for other reasons.

Oh. Like mostly white English speakers.

Hey, did you know Puerto Rico is in the middle of a big ocean, smart guy? :smiley:

WHAT? That’s fake news!

Trump is rounding up Vietnamese refugees who have been here for sometimes twenty-five to thirty years and deporting them.
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/la-ol-enter-the-fray-in-yet-another-heavy-handed-1536161234-htmlstory.html#

CNN is saying on its live update feed on Florence that Agent Orange will be briefed on the storm today by Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and FEMA Admininstrator Brock Long. I hope they remember to bring the flash cards.

The problem is that too many of the residents in the path Florence will follow sound just like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. They could be ignored like the residents of Puerto Rico.

Did you hear? Hurricane Florence is a Cat 4 but no injuries or fatalities reported in the US. No displaced families or property damage at all! FEMA is doing a heck of a job! Greatest hurricane response ever!

There are still folks making apologetics for “heckuva job Brownie”,just sayin’.

And that’s even before it makes landfall! Incredible!!

Other presidents counted how many died after it was too late to show that no one died. Only this administration was smart enough to count the dead beforehand. No dead! Making America Great Again, assholes!

Hopefully (for them) both of them have kept their resumes up-to-date (and left off the service to the Great Pumpkin), because when this goes wrong, they’re going to get blamed (right or wrong) and fired.

“What? Worked for Trump? No, no, no, that was a different Kirstjen Nielsen!”

Brock Long?

Did this guy come straight to FEMA from the porn industry?

Hey, any porn in a stork.

or something

Naw, with NC on home soil, they’ll get looked after better than some shithole island, somewhere.

The owner of the most annoying white moustache on earth has decided to go cray-craytown on the International Criminal Court and Washingtron’s PLO Office.

Yeah, orelse those PLO bullies would surely nuke Israel to bits, or something.

Me, I think a Cat 4 hurricane hitting the East coast would be a massive cluster no matter who was in charge. Totally open to observing flaws in the govt response, just saying it is a disaster regardless.

October surprise? Surprise! There’s still a disaster on the East coast.

Surely Pat Robertson’s “Shield of Protection” will keep the Carolinas safe?

Remember the spring of 2017 when it seemed like every single week there was a damning leak to the nbc news, washington post, cnn and new york times about Trump and Russia?

Looks like we know the FBI was behind that because of texts between the fbi agents most involved discussing leak strategies. Now you see why those news orgs are compromised.

God Bless America

Oh, and keep in mind, these leak stories may have been used as evidence to continue FISA applications and surveillance. I hope that is not the case. But even if it is, don’t worry, nothing will happen. 4th amendment does not apply to the resistance.