The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I rate stocks in the paper towel industry as a “buy!”.

He’s committed his presidency to being the biggest fuck-up in the history of the country.

Are you kidding? The comments are a must read. I love the rubes! I harvest their names so I can sell them things that don’t do anything. Aphrodisiacs, herbal remedies, weight loss pills…those people will swallow anything.

Trump was no doubt shocked to find that the FBI doesn’t share his cavalier attitude towards crime.

Well, not vaccines. They’re not going to fall for any of that science nonsense.

Of coiurse. You can’t make America great AGAIN without taking a pretty great America and turning it into a dystopian hellscape.

Of course you’re right - I especially like the people that think this is a weapon controlled by HAARP. I can’t figure out their logic though - is it the Deep State that runs the weather weapon and they’re pointing it at us as a war against Trump? Is it Trump aiming it at North Carolina so he can turn it at the last second and take credit for saving us? Inquiring minds want to know!

That video I posted is a classic example of how Trump always looks like he’s winging it. He reminds me of people in grade school who had to give a book report but never bothered to read it, instead just looking through the Cliff’s Notes before standing in front of the class. He clearly has only the most rudimentary level of useful information and even that he can barely pass on. Add that with the ridiculous hand gestures and he just looks like an amateur car salesman.

No,Jerry Falwellsaid God took away the protective umbrella because we let gays & lesbians have civil rights.

Well said. Sometimes they didn’t even bother looking at the Cliff’s Notes. :dubious: After all, even that required some reading comprehension.

Not if you’re only looking for key words that you can weave into something.

Drat! Why’d we go and do that? :smack:

You mean we could have avoided all those hurricanes? And the volcanic eruptions in Hawaii? And earthquakes? And the droughts, too? **Why didn’t Jerry speak up sooner?? ** :mad:

Hey, this stuff starts at the top, and standards have clearly slipped in the last four thousand years. The Old Testament God handed out the memos on a fairly regularly basis: “Noah, build a really big boat.” “Lot, get your family out of Soddom, and whatever you do, don’t look back.” “Abe, sacrifice your son that you waited eighty years to have – NO! Wait wait! Just kidding - don’t kill him, I was just checking…”

Have we gotten anything that clear-cut and unequivocal since He let His kid get nailed to a tree? Hell no! I mean, maybe you count the Miracle of Fatima, but I’ve seen clearer interpretations of Don McLean lyrics.

As to your questin, Jerry was probably too busy visiting hookers or seeing 900-foot-tall visions of the Messiah in Tulsa to give us handy updates from Above.

The FBI already did leak information illegally and this is not in dispute. The fact you said this is a false statement is why I stopped reading the rest of your post.

Don’t worry, Christians are on it.

I dispute it. Provide a cite, please.

That and it had a lot of really big words.

It’s another one of the iDJiT’s baseless conspiracy theories.

The part where he says, “… we have the finest people, I Think, in the world, FEMA, the first responders …” can be twisted into a caricature of accurate if you infer the ellipsis as “the finest people (that I can con into working for me)”.

Although, the “I think” is a dubious claim. It appears that he is, but is that actually solid evidence of thought?