The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

The flash cards aren’t bigly enough:

“Visual learner”? Is that a euphemism for “functionally illiterate”?

Trump has also claimed he went personally to the attack site and helped clean up the debris. This is a lie.

Trump has claimed that he saw people jumping from the WTC from his office window. There is no such view from his office.

Trump has claimed that he lost hundreds of friends in the attack. But he was unable to identify a single person who was killed that he could identify by name.

And of course Trump has told the lie that he saw thousands of people in New Jersey cheering during the attack. This is his worst lie. The other lies were just to get himself into the story or to make money. This lie was designed to stir up hatred.

Reports are coming out that Manafort will cooperated.

“Visual learner” also suggests that there is learning involved, facts not in evidence with Trump.

So “Visual learner” is just an embellishment of “He likes pictures.”

Donald?..

OK. OK! “Is going to have been cooperating.” There! Happy now?

Duck.

Duck.

Goose.

:smiley:

It’s a euphemism for “The President of the United States has the attention span of a bug.”

Who did he grab this time?

I think that comparison is a little unfair to bugs, especially the admirably tenacious dung beetle.

Well done

At this point I think we, along with the media, would save an enormous amount of time and effort by simply flipping the script. Instead of calling out lies, we simply note when something the administration says or writes is in the general vicinity of the truth. The null hypothesis is “a pack of scurrilous, insultingly blatant lies” until positively proven otherwise.
If journalists did that they’d have 10 minute long workdays.

Well now, that is damned depressing, because I really like, “The President of the United States has the attention span of a dung beetle.”

dammit.

Wow. What a thought. What if the news media made the decision to cover/quote thump ONLY when he says something that’s true? :eek: Lots of blank screens, dead air, and miles of blank paper.

It could be true, if his definition of “friend” is not consistent with what normal people call a “friend”.

Thursday, President Asswipe told his 5000th lie while in office. And his rate of lying is snowballing exponentially.

Its definition of friend is: “whoever makes it look good”.