The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

To give credit where credit is due, LBJ was actually way cruder than Trump ever was, and talked about his dick ( he nicknamed it “Jumbo”) way more than Trump. Johnson would actually whip it out during arguments. And he claimed he had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose.

http://polyrad.info/lbj-was-weird-about-his-own-dick-a-7-part-exploration/

Yeah, he was actually suggesting it to keep the Africans out of America.

Didn’t TR say something about “speak softly but…”

True…but Teddy was too tiny and anemic and athsmatic to carry the ball against Yale and Princeton during his undergrad days, and his dink was fit only for tiddlywinks.

It was only after his stint out west building himself up into a Great Man that he was able to guide the Great White Fleet using his wangle-dangle as a rudder.

@Ann Hedonia (sorry, the quote function is busted for me today for some reason) : true. He also wanted to have the shower in the presidential residence to be fitted with a second nozzle aimed directly at his junk.

LBJ was as much of a wanker as Mr. Trump, MD* when it came to establish interpersonal dominance as well. Where Trump does that retarded handshake jerk, LBJ would deliberately crowd peoples’ personal space and lean into them until they got so uncomfortable they agreed with him just to get him to leave them alone (or were so bothered they didn’t pay attention to his words).

Since nobody else has said it:
Mushroom Dick and the Yeti Pubes
Best Band Name Ever!

Nah, just one on its northern side.

Another site reveals some of the depth of his ignorance.

Not to mention that there’s already a barrier between the Sahara and Spain: the Mediterranean. And to build a wall on this “border” would mean depriving citizens of north African countries access to their beach.

Eh…why do I bother wasting brain cells on this…

Not to mention the Sahara is a bit of a ‘wall’ in it self. God save us from this fucking moron.

The day he leaves office. The clusterfuck is ever reproving itself.

And we already have fences on the land borders between Morocco and Spain*, and those fences are a political and humanitarian problem point. Oh, and part of the reason they’re fences and not walls is that a wall would be easier to climb than those concertina monstrosities+.

  • The Spanish cities of Ceuta and Melilla are on the northern coast of Africa.
  • Merely an aesthetic appreciation. They’re supposed to be effective, nobody asked for pretty.

Did he suggest making Nambia pay for it?

Hey wait a minute! I thought Trump said Mexico was paying for the wall. Did I miss a memo??

“Earlier this year, Trump said he’d be willing to shut down the government if he did not receive enough money for the wall, but has since backed off that threat.In an exclusive interview with Hill.TV on Tuesday, Trump hinted that he intends take an executive action on immigration in the coming weeks, though he declined to specify what it might be.”

Dipshit In Chief:
I want to know, where is the money for Border Security and the WALL in this ridiculous Spending Bill, and where will it come from after the Midterms? Dems are obstructing Law Enforcement and Border Security. REPUBLICANS MUST FINALLY GET TOUGH!
6:43 AM - Sep 20, 2018

I think we have just the thing for that.

Not in public. Context matters.

Just want to pop in to ask if anyone else can remember a time when every 3rd word out of Republicans’ mouths was “character”? Does anyone else remember anything about an impeachment over a consentual yet squicky blowjob?

Because now the game seems to be to ram the Kavanaugh confirmation through without asking too many questions about… attempted rape. I better not hear another argument based on principle from the GOP ever again, as long as I live, God damn it!

I’ll also remind everyone: there are NO good Republicans – none.

If someone’s a Republican, they’re a member of the Nazi party.

The Canoe Cruisers Association of Greater Washington is suing the administration because the Secret Service closes the Potomac River near Trump’s golf course every time he golfs there. Which happens frequently.

2/10, was expecting a studded paddle. Truly, the colonies still have a lot to learn from good old England’s Tories.