The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Oh, he gives a fuck alright. Our established legal and political systems are threatening to hold him accountable for crimes and ethical offenses against the United States – they have from the start. But now as a result of the most recent elections, that threat is now a clear and present danger to him and his family. And it’s a threat to the oligarchs and the religious fanatics who have access to the levers of power. Their window is closing. They might disagree on the specifics of tactics and timing but they clearly have a shared interest generally in rigging the system. Trump is actively challenging the validity of the law, the validity of the Constitution, the validity of our electoral process. And he’s daring the rest of us to stop him.

People who sit around and say things like “We’ve been through worse,” or “Well I was alive when Nixon did this - we’ll survive.” People who say that don’t get it. They just don’t understand how dangerous a situation we’re in right now. This is the greatest danger this country has faced since 1865. And people who believe it’s hyperbole don’t understand how explosive a situation it is when people lose faith that democracy and the rule of law are valid. It’ll tear this country to pieces.

What if a sitting president defies the Constitution?

“We can impeach him!”

What if a sitting president defies the Constitution and the Congress helps him do it?

“We can vote the bums out!”

But what if we don’t vote the bums out? (and we haven’t in the Senate, by the way)

You find that person who looks at you the way that Trump looks at Putin when he walks in the room, and you hold on to them even if your friends look at that person the way all the other world leaders are.

(I think this is the picture that they use in history books to describe what was going on during this time period.)

hahahahahha. Yep, Nixon was nothing. A piker.

Trump is a complete crook. Through and through. The thing is, is that he is such a moron and has been so insulated his entire life that he may not know it.

Nixon was a criminal, but he loved his country. Failing Donnie is a criminal, and he doesn’t give a tinker’s dam about his country.

I didn’t. I hoped he wouldn’t be elected, and if elected, that our institutions would hold him in check, but I saw him as an authoritarian from the moment he oozed down the escalator.

But yeah, there were many who tried to reassure us that he was no Nazi, that he had no fascist tendencies.

Eh, I kinda like Bazis. They aren’t like hitler, they’re jyst like Hitler. :slight_smile:

#itcanthappenhere

Somehow I hear Cloris Leachman’s voice, “He vas my boyvriend!

It is a contraction of “Bigly Nazis” (or maybe Bigly Buffoonish Nazis). And he is just like Mr. Hilter.

Bazi was Chachi’s older brother, who like Chuck mysteriously disappeared. And Scott Baio is a Chump supporter.

The leaders of the world marched side by side down the middle of the Champs d’Elysees today. Trump did not participate.


In a meeting back in April with the leaders of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia, he criticized them for the Yugoslav war. Yugoslavia is in the Balkans. Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia are in the Baltic.

Bal-this, Bal-that, all shitholes anyway.

I’m pretty surprised that none of the usual suspects has come forward to give us the real reason of why Trump is a hero for not going to the ceremony at the cemetery.

Nobody knew that geography could be so complicated.

He prefers soldiers who didn’t die serving their country.

Somebody on Twitter said that Trump is the oldest elected President, and would you want your grandfather to go out into the cold rain?

Hell, I encourage him to start sitting out in the hot tub during thunderstorms and sleeping in the open in January…

ETA: I mean encourage TRUMP, not my grandfather.

Notice how everyone else looks at Putin like they just spotted the turd in the punch bowl.

But I thought Trump had the best stamina, unlike Hillary.

I mean, it’s not like he has a familial connection to the Balkans. How could he be expected to know anything about them?

I said there and will here; if my Grandpa wanted to be President, I’d push him out there myself. Don’t wanna be President? Fucking quit.

The commenters at Fox and Breitbart mostly responded with hilarious jokes about the cowardly French.

I’d love to see them on the front lines at the Marne.

Herman “beki-beki-beki-stan” Caine taught geography at Trump U.