President-elect Donald Trump tapped former campaign manager Kellyanne Conway as “counselor to the president,” the presidential transition team announced Thursday morning.
I feel better, one dizzy blonde being counselled by another. Great things are coming to this country.
In his youth, Il Douche had brown hair, of the shade commonly known as “chestnut”. It is not unusual for men to have their hair color change as they mature, but generally, that color is grey.
When did his become electric blond?
Blond, well yellow, is the new blue!
CMC fnord!
Could be done, easily, I guess, if someone has the right 'puter archive chops. I doubt that any more than a few weeks have ever passed without a full color photo of Il Douche being published somewhere. So, we could easily have a visual representation of the gradual transition.
You know, like how some men start with just that little dab of grey at the temples, like Mitt Romney had for about fifteen years. In the case of Il Douche, it should be easy enough to see the progression from thick brown hair to wispy, delicate locks of electric blond.
Trump has released two new policy statements this morning. On Twitter. In the first, he said:
That “someone” was Newt Gingrinch, who I thought had some role in the transition team. Anyway, I’m glad he’s still committed to draining the swamp and not stocking his admin with lots of insiders and billionaires.
In a later policy statement, Trump wrote:
This one I can’t even find the strength to joke about. Trump is all over the place with “the nuclear”. He says more countries should have nukes, he walks it back; he wonders why we can’t use nukes more often; he says we need more nukes until the “world comes to its senses”. What the fuck does that even mean? We’re going to build up a nuclear arsenal to show everyone else that they shouldn’t have one? We’re going to “win” another arms race to show everyone they can’t keep pace with our “nuclear”? Jesus, what the hell? This is insanity. We’re entering a period of insanity, and we will be lucky to get out of it without a major bloodletting.
Facing an inability to get top talent to perform at his inauguration, Trump has reportedly offered booking agents cash and diplomatic appointments if they can convince any A-listers to perform. The Trump camp denies that it made such an offer. But really, does anyone think Trump is above that kind of deal making?
Is Chachi gonna be there?
This could be good for him. Cause everyone wants to sing, and I imagine he has never had any public demand to do it. Opportunity knocks.
Oops. I mean Department of Energy
All evidence to the contrary.
He knows that his fans are profoundly stupid.
Apparently, Newt did, too. Dang. Part of the Inner Circle one minute and on your ass in the alley behind the building the next. And reading about yourself on Twitter. THAT hurts the most.
Probably “We’re gonna need more nukes to replace the ones I drop to show 'em who’s the boss. Everybody’ll do what they’re told or burn.”
“How dare you contradict something I say hours later!”
Wrong! You’re the retard! I’m no retard! You are!
See how that works as a debating tactic? Trump does.
Is not a permanent condition. We all have brain farts but just think about the notion that the Russian mob is going to blackmail POTUS. I understand trump is fucking horrible but some of the shit flying around ours so over the top its almost parody.
You say it was satire that I didn’t understand because I call out a poster that took your satire seriously? You may want to work your way through that logic again.
Go read this book.
I don’t see how he can offer diplomatic appointments – he can’t deliver them prior to the inauguration, and nobody with two functioning brain cells would accept an IOU from him.
There’s always Scott Baio.
Yes, there always is.