The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Hey! Let’s don’t forget that The Donald had his own personal Vietnam!

If you want to be reminded what a disgusting piece of filth our so-called president is, re-read the 1998 interview with Howard Stern at that link.

Morning Joe summed it up today:

New Reporting Sheds Light On Donald Trump, Robert Mueller During Vietnam Era | Morning Joe | MSNBC

The video starts out with Trump describing the stressful ordeal they had to go through when Air Force One landed in Iraq, including the plane's lights being turned off:

"The horror! The horror!

But it mainly compares and contrasts Trump and Mueller during the late 60’s.

I didn’t know this, but apparently Mueller had a knee injury from playing college hockey and/or lacrosse at Princeton. He had to rehab it for months before he could go to the Marines’ Officer Candidate School. Then Mueller became a combat-decorated platoon leader in Viet Nam.

Trump also attended an Ivy League school and famously got a note from his doctor claiming he had bone spurs to get out of military service.

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It’s hard keeping up with the most recent example of Trump family corruption!

Of course Chuck wants the wall. Trump has shown, time and again, that he reads and understands people better than anyone. I’m mean the North Korea thing worked out fine…

Well, Chuck was originally opposed to the wall, but he’s secretly started to come around once Trump started talking about steel slats and releasing the images of the new prototypes:

Tall, long slats, standing straight up, firm and well defined, with a clear point at the top! Daring everyone: “Just mount me! You won’t be able to beat me down! Come on!”

Any man could see the need for such slats.

Nancy just doesn’t get it.

Who’s going to tell Chuck it’s not “sluts”? Coming from Chump, the mishearing is understandable.

Y’all are still thinking too high level.

Pelosi is a woman. In that deranged oompa-loompah’s mind, ‘Chuck’ is a man and obviously knows better than what a woman thinks, which is why he was looking more his way during the meeting and why he’s now looking to him, as the leading male Democrat, to set her in her place by doing the opposite of what she says.

No, it doesn’t make any fucking sense, but when has that stopped that worthless waste of perfectly good carbon.

“And not even a hot one, like my beautiful daughter Ivanka. SAD!”

I can see it now.

"Welcome back to the front, sir. We have assigned you a temporary MOS: ID10T.

“Oooh! Cool! What is it?”

“Um… bullet sponge.”

Is that like 4-F?

Woody Allen - “In the event of war, I’m a hostage”

Trump has announced that he’s freezing the scheduled federal employee 2019 pay raise, because the economy can’t support it. I thought his economy was booming? What am I missing?

The economy is booming and it is terrible. The stock market is up, up up, because of Trump, and it is also down because of the Fed.

The big beautiful wall is being built, and the evil democrats are stopping it from being built.

Hordes of illegals are streaming over the border, and the illegals are being kept out by the big beautiful wall.

Mueller has nothing, and he has everything. Micheal Cohen is a hero and a traitor.

This is how Trump works. He spews out contradictory crap constantly, and the Trumpkins can latch onto whatever they like. They do not see the contradictions- they only see what they want to see. They are morons, and Trump knows this. He is playing his base.

That the ‘economy’ also can’t support Social Security, Medicare, or food stamps. Public education has also got to go. The tax cuts won’t pay for themselves, yanno! (Wait, I thought the tax cuts Were supposed to pay for themselves? :confused: )

That’s just it, we didn’t have enough tax cuts for them to pay for themselves.

Imagine how well they would pay for themselves if we cut taxes on the rich altogether.

The tax cuts will pay for themselves by means of getting rid of all those things that those taxes were paying for. You know, like, keeping asbestos off the market kinds of things.

He’s not playing them. This is how morons interact and dare I say communicate.

Someone should just tell Trump that Obama once jumped over a pit of crocodiles. “Here, hold my 1/4 pounder”

Beautiful. Charles Dickens couldn’t have said it better.

News is there is a nude selfie in the evidence Mueller has amassed for a Russian troll farm. I am praying hard to the God I don’t believe in that it is not of Chump, as he is probably the one person in the world I would most want NOT to see naked.

Pretty much all possibilities are horrifying to some degree or another- but that one is definitely MOST horrifying.