enipla
December 30, 2018, 10:44pm
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Buck_Godot:
I just had an idea so brilliant, (and ethically dubious) that it will probably put me next in line to be Attorney General.
So Trump needs money for his wall but congress has specifically rejected using any funds for this boondoggle. At times like this one should follow the mantra “what would Reagan do?” Answer: sell weapons to America’s enemies in exchange for money which is then funneled through drug cartels to the place you wanted it to go.
We have many options for the weapons sales: Taliban, North Korea, Syria, ISIS, as well as sticking with the old favorite Iran. This money could then be funneled to Mexican Drug cartels who would then threaten the lives of the rejected asylum seekers unless they agree to clandestinely build the wall. So we actually end up with Mexico paying for the wall and he cruises into victory in 2020. Best of all if this scheme is discovered, perhaps the workers didn’t build the wall clandestinely enough, it just another in a long list of scandals, and will be forgotten in two weeks when, something even worse is discovered. MAGA!
Great! What is your real name? Trumps administration has a special post for you. The democrats have a special post as well.
They said the same thing when Trump Jr. was born.
Buck_Godot:
I just had an idea so brilliant, (and ethically dubious) that it will probably put me next in line to be Attorney General.
So Trump needs money for his wall but congress has specifically rejected using any funds for this boondoggle. At times like this one should follow the mantra “what would Reagan do?” Answer: sell weapons to America’s enemies in exchange for money which is then funneled through drug cartels to the place you wanted it to go.
We have many options for the weapons sales: Taliban, North Korea, Syria, ISIS, as well as sticking with the old favorite Iran. This money could then be funneled to Mexican Drug cartels who would then threaten the lives of the rejected asylum seekers unless they agree to clandestinely build the wall. So we actually end up with Mexico paying for the wall and he cruises into victory in 2020. Best of all if this scheme is discovered, perhaps the workers didn’t build the wall clandestinely enough, it just another in a long list of scandals, and will be forgotten in two weeks when, something even worse is discovered. MAGA!
And, the cartels can use that money and labor to dig superhighway tunnels to rival the interstate system.
Happy_Lendervedder:
Bravo!
Thanks! I thought it was pretty low-hanging fruit myself, but I’m not too proud to go for the obvious.
Smapti
December 31, 2018, 2:52am
28689
Little Lindsey Graham says the Wall is just a metaphor.
Remember those heated rally chants? “We’re gonna build a big, beautiful metaphor! And Mexico will pay for it in a philosophical sense!”
How long before The Failing Loser Donald throws him under the bus?
bobot
December 31, 2018, 2:59am
28690
Let’s throw some figurative dollars at it then!
Sigh. We knew this.
**John Kelly Confirms He Was Lying All Along: The White House Is in Chaos **
…In the interview [with the Los Angeles Times] , Kelly said he hopes his tenure will be judged not by what Trump did but by what Kelly prevented him from doing — not exactly a ringing endorsement of his former boss. It’s clear that by blaming others for the administration’s blunders, Kelly is trying to protect his legacy and reputation. But after serving and defending Trump, it’s probably too late for that.
Yeah, I’d say it’s too late for that.
Monty
December 31, 2018, 3:13am
28692
Zim Dollars! It’s not like tan the fake man would know the difference between those and greenbacks.
Smapti:
Little Lindsey Graham says the Wall is just a metaphor.
Remember those heated rally chants? “We’re gonna build a big, beautiful metaphor! And Mexico will pay for it in a philosophical sense!”
How long before The Failing Loser Donald throws him under the bus?
He would claim it was his own clumsiness that caused him to stumble and fall under the bus.
I think he’s hoping we’ll see him as “the good kind of enabler” :rolleyes:
He needn’t worry about his reputation. It will just be put in foster care or whatever.
And probably when Eric was conceived…
I’m no intellectual but rather than amazed, I’m disappointed.
Now, let’s be fair. Donnie Two-scoops is perfectly capable of reading* – he just doesn’t bother. And why not? It’s worked for him so far.
*What grade level TBD.
Courts rule Individual-1’s tweets are just a bunch of lies anyway, so the government can’t be held accountable for them. His DOJ considers that a victory .
“Because the President’s tweet amounts to speculation, it does not” require agencies to acknowledge whether documents exist, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson ruled in a case concerning whether Trump was under investigation.
“As already discussed, the President’s statements may very well be based on media reports or his own personal knowledge, or could simply be viewed as political statements intended to counter media accounts about the Russia investigation, rather than assertions of pure fact,” U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta ruled in a case seeking release of the government synopsis of a dossier of information about Trump.
Those conclusions – that the president’s statements on national security are not always to be taken literally, or to be trusted – are legal victories for his Justice Department, which has argued repeatedly that the president’s public comments are no reason to force the government to divulge its national security secrets.
It’s bound to be Roger Stone. He’s the most openly-pervy person in Trump’s orbit.
bobot
December 31, 2018, 3:13pm
28701
I was wondering if it could have been that Russian woman who infiltrated the RNC and NRA. Wasn’t she a seductress of sorts? But yeah, guys usually are the first ones to the table with: “Here’s a picture of my crank! Look at it!”
zoid
December 31, 2018, 3:37pm
28702
I’d be surprised to find out it’s a woman simply because there are so few (if any?) women under investigation. Any one of those guys could just say - “So some bimbo sends me a text of her boobs - what can I do?”
Muffin
December 31, 2018, 3:39pm
28703
Trump being pissed on by two prostitutes in the Moscow bed previously slept in by the Obamas?
Liars, scammers and con-artists have one jobs: to maintain a believable narrative. In the long game, that can be difficult .
Have the Democrats finally realized that we desperately need Border Security and a Wall on the Southern Border. Need to stop Drugs, Human Trafficking,Gang Members & Criminals from coming into our Country. Do the Dems realize that [COLOR=“Brown”]most of the people not getting paid are Democrats? [/COLOR]
These are the same people he claimed were supporting his bid for the wall. This works on his magats, who are abundantly attention-deficient, but for normal people, maybe not so much.
