The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Absolutely. I’ve had Trump supporters tell me things that flatly contradicted each other. It’s like a Rorschach test, where each person hears whatever they want to hear and discards the rest. Its no wonder they love him so much, because each one hears exactly what they want.

I can’t even fathom what chaos he could inflict upon humanity should he lose the Pub nomination. An extra long lame-duck period to do…unimaginably shitty stuff. Like, inviting the Stephens to live in the Oval Office and instructing them to *really *think outside the box this time. “Boys, let’s pull out our dicks and get weird.”

Whoo Doggy that never ends well, does it - know what I’m sayin’?

There’s a certain sad irony when a presidential candidate who released only two years of tax returns criticizes someone who released none.

In his Washington Post op-ed, Romney states: “I do not intend to comment on every tweet or fault” of Chump’s. But then he goes on to say, “But I will speak out against significant statements or actions that are divisive, racist, sexist, anti-immigrant, dishonest or destructive to democratic institutions.”

Um, that is every tweet and fault of Chump’s.

It doesn’t include criminal nor stupid.

Don’t rightly know, but I’ll just take your word on that.

Boy, talk about your horrors in the ball pit.

Kind of like Bella in the Twilight series: a blank everygirl that the fans can project whatever they’re feeling onto.

Wait wait wait, are you saying I’m allowed to project a bunch of shotgun blasts on Mz. Mymindcantbereadcosidonthaveone? Cos I really really want to!

JB99 was actually misremembering The Boxer.

A pocket full of mumbles, such are promises
All lies and jest
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

Ann Coulter accusing anyone of “vulgar narcissicm” … :eek: Last time I saw projection on that scale was at an IMAX.

Without a hint of irony, notable asshole David Bossie (who was a top Trump campaign aide and a contender for chief of staff) wrote an op/ed with the title: “Hey, Mitt Romney – Washington needs problem solvers, not headline grabbers”

I think Bossie must have had a sudden psychotic break, but let me lay this out for him: Dude, you work for Donald Trump. You can’t talk poorly about headline grabbers without solutions. It’s just not done.

This reminds me of an old joke. On his 50th wedding anniversary, a husband is describing his marriage. “I told her when we got married that I was going to be in charge. I told her I would make all the major decisions and she could make the minor ones. And it worked. But, you know …in 50 years, we’ve never had to make a major decision.”

So Mittens talked big, like the school principal coming into the cafeteria and staring down the bully. But he CAN’T actually think that his lecturing is going to make Trump modify his behavior. He’s got to know he’s setting himself up for a nickname.

But in reality, I bet Romney will let pretty much everything Trump does slide, no matter how outrageous it is. He’ll just act like response is beneath him, like it doesn’t rise to a level that warrants response. He’s not going to push back too hard, there are enough non-Mormon redhat idiots in his state that he’ll have to think twice before he pushes back on Trump.

Mittens just said he would vote for Wall, so there’s that.

He’s just laying his candidacy down for be the new Jeff Flake. “Holy Hell, I can’t believe what I’m voting for. Why doesn’t anybody stop this?”

He seems to be a graduate of the Susan Collins School of Wagging Your Finger And Saying Tut Tut Before Voting The Way Mein Fuhrer Tells Me To.

Trump punking Romney on the Secretary of State dangle was one of the most savage political stompings in recent memory. I really hope that Mittens has a buffet of ice cold revenge ready and waiting for a moment of maximum devastation. I can dream, anyway.

Voting for the wall? Then I guess we should start calling him OvenMitt.

I’d like to think that Mueller has designated Mitt as the “Designated Mic Dropper”.

Romney gets to invite Trump out to a fancy brunch, then right before dessert, he says “Oh, those two scoops I promised you? Not gonna happen. Because… you’re fired.” And in come the FBI agents with handcuffs.

Oh, then Mitt gets to perp walk him past Hillary, Nancy and Chuck applauding in the lobby.

45 brings his ‘Sanctions are Coming’ poster of himself to today’s cabinet meeting.

Very little has made sense in the past two years.

This gets more and more embarrassing.

Showing off this poster calls to mind the first time a kid poops in the toilet and not in his pants and how he wants to show Mommy and Daddy. Except that thump is still pooping in his pants.