The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

So does Puerto Rico have electricity yet? Just curious.

Individial-1 covered in own shit as furloughed white house staff fail to bathe him (Onion)

Beautiful.

Ouch!.. Donnie had to feel this one…

Warriors skip the White House, meet with former president Barack Obama instead

Course, there are a lot of darkies on that team, so they prolly shouldn’t be visiting the WHITE house anyway, amirite? Better they should congregate with that black Muslim Kenyan.

:rolleyes:

FAA will be closing La Guardia due to manpower shortage.

Roger Stone left the courthouse (where he appeared in shackles) to immediately do an interview with Alex Jones.

Oh goody. Now we’ll find out what’s really going on. Right.

Oh, how fucking incomplete can you fucking get? Shitgibbon is giving a speech thing outside the WH, in front of glass-pane doors, and you can follow the teleprompter’s distorted reflection over his left shoulder.

To be fair this answers the question of whether or not he can read.

Umm… per Trump… Women are being kidnapped in Mexico and being brought to the US.

Um What?

Thing is, you can tell when he is going off script, because it stops scrolling. I mean, you did not think I would have the sound on for this, did you?

Trump caves. Government reopens (temporarily) with no wall funding.

Pelosi spiking the ball:

Pelosi, asked how Trump will handle backdown on reopening government without wall money, gestures toward her office decorations: “we could plant these flowers along the border and he’d say, ‘I got my wall.’ “

Oooooo…sick burn.

Trump is going to spend the rest of the day kicking puppies and channel surfing, looking for a pundit who can spin this into some kind of win.

Drat, he’s on to me!!

Excellent. Then my new wife should be arriving shortly.

Have her bathed first, please.

That must be why he’s pushing for Deferred Action for Sex-Slave Arrival.

It’s very clever and I love it - but between that tweet and Coulter calling him a bigger wimp than decorated naval hero GHW Bush, I think we’re guaranteed going through this again in three weeks (unless McConnell decides the Senate is actually separate from the Executive).

My cynical self thinks that I-1 just agreed to a temporary reopening of the government so he can give his State of the Union address.

Well, yeah. Pelosi knew his triggers and got him to cave because of them.