And it can be high enough that Air Force 1 will turn around thinking the sceptred isle’s defense has been improved … oh, you said James Cameron. Never mind.
He probably could, but it would end up costing much more than the wall would.
Adds “eminent domain” to the list of things that the Republican party used to care about, but no longer does.
And it will give him an opportunity to tell everyone that he’s running for president in 2020. In case nobody knows that. IOW, it will be a campaign rally. On the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 'Cause you know, Lincoln was a Republican. In case nobody knows THAT. :rolleyes:
A while back I proposed that instead of a wall, we should build a huge laser maze at the border. Way more fun. And the doofus probably thinks lasers are deadly, so he’ll go for it.
Trump’s understanding of lasers probably matches his understanding of solar eclipses.
What has he said about a solar eclipse?
Orally, nothing noteworthy. With his actions, though, something along the lines of “It’s perfectly safe to stare right at one.”
What color do you get when you mix orange and purple?
I wasn’t within earshot, but it may have been “ouch, fuck, can’t see.”
“Sort of a cross between piss yellow and puke green.” –American Graffitti
What better way to spend “executive time” than with a room-sized golf simulator, all for the low low price of fifty thousand dollars?
To clarify, he upgraded the one which Obama installed earlier.
When I lived in Alaska, the local pro shop had one of those we played on in the winter. In my experience, they wreck your golf game by introducing bad habits that aren’t detected by the machine. By springtime, my swing was trashed, and I had to learn all over again.
So Trump will be taking a lot more mulligans in the future.
Taking mulligans is fine, we just do not want him getting his hands on the macguffin.
I’m not really sure why anyone would complain about this. It’s his own money, and the more time he spends golfing the less time he has to Make America Suck Again.
GOP conventions used to say “Party of Lincoln” ever other sentence. Now I think they’re trying to ignore that. He oppressed states rights, after all.
No, you misunderstand. The third word was a typo. The ‘E’ was placed in the middle of the word, instead of where it should have been, at the end.
Lincoln was a ‘Liberal’.
He was a Whig, and played some major part in creating the Republican party.