The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Perhaps he is.

Stephen Colbert does an impersonation of the Leader of the Free World.

I don’t know. His voice sounds a bit too much like Jared Kushner.

Dachas.

Angela Merkel?

I don’t think he’ll flee to Russia. I think Putin probably won’t have much use for him once he’s out of office.

Instead, I think he’ll flee to Saudi Arabia where the king can show him off, and where Trump would be kept in a golden palace – which seems to comport with his ‘tastes’.

Unfortunately I don’t think they still have harems or need eunuchs to watch over them. Still they might find some other use for him.

I don’t care where he goes, just that he does.

He could go to Turkey. And visit the Saudi embassy.

North Korea is the destination, of course. He’s in love with KJU after all.

Gather round, all you Republiclowns,
Let me, hear you say, yay, yay…

On a state level, New Hampshire lawmakers show real classiness and empathy in their respect for gun victims.
One of the truly bonkers photos I’ve seen.

Bolton 'stache sighting!

Seriously: If Little Donnie Fail-Fail can’t stay in New York for fear of being arrested, it would have to be Saudi Arabia. North Korea isn’t posh enough, and I think he’d chafe under the restrictions. Russia would probably not be to his liking, especially [del]if[/del] when Putin starts giving him shade. He’s ‘friends’ with the king of Saudi Arabia, and the king would like having a pet (former) U.S. president. He’d be put up in palatial quarters with lots of gold decorations and other gauche trumpery. He’d be in an area where many financial deals are undertaken. They have golf courses. He doesn’t drink, so he won’t run afoul of that restriction. I really think that he’ll go to Saudi Arabia if he can’t stay here.

Loser Donald refers to Apple’s CEO as “Tim Apple” because he’s an idiot who thinks all CEOs name their companies after themselves like he does.

Bill Microsoft, Mark Facebook, and John Papajohn’s could not be reached for comment.

Michael Cohen showed up to testify before the House Intelligence Committee literally toting suitcasefuls of documents.

One can’t expect the President of the United States to know the name of every CEO, can one? Let’s ignore that Mr. Apple is not the founder of Apple. That’s just a minor quibble.

Monkeys check facts better than Kyle Smith.

Their excuse? They wore pearls in solidarity with the Women’s Defense League. Or maybe the transgender community/

One can expect that if the President is speaking about a CEO, then he would know their name.

It’s not even the first time he’s made this particular flub - last year he referred to Lockheed Martin’s CEO as “Marilyn Lockheed”.

He’s a big fan of that caterer, Ronald McDonald.

But he also admires that other fast food icon; Colonel Kentucky Fried Chicken.