The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

It’s his version of “whatever you call me bounces off me and sticks to you.”

Yes. I believe we first saw that in the second presidential debate, with “No puppet! No puppet!..YOU’RE the puppet!”

Which had all us unstupid people scratching our heads and going “whaaaaaat…?”

In fairness, he doesn’t NEED to imagine it…

Comedy only because it hurts too much to cry.

“This president condemns hate and evil and bigotry,” Conway told Fox News’ “Fox & Friends.”

Bwahahahahaha!

Her husband has been tweeting portions of a medical dictionary with the definitions of insanity.

Serious question:

Is Trump the first President to use his veto power to break his premiere campaign promise?

Dotard: “Mexico will pay for the wall!”
Congress: “OK”
Individual-1: Veto

You know… I’ve just gotta steal this.

I liked the comment/reply about LBJ and the Smothers Brothers:

I hadn’t heard that before, and my opinion of LBJ just got elevated (slightly), in much the same way I liked how Dana Carvey and Bush 41 interacted.

Of course he can.

What he can’t imagine is displaying weakness, and in his reptilian brain, admission of error is always a display of weakness.

Still totally bonkers and a display of weakness in a different way, but he’s also not smart enough to realize it.

Who did they get to imitate the CFSG? Is it Alec Baldwin? Alec fucking Baldwin? Holy crap that has to be a sign of respect. And he complains about it. What a sewer worm.

Yeah, when I’m President they’ll find an unknown untrained inbred Baldwin cousin to play me.

I was trying to figure out who’d play O’Rourke, but I could see Prez Beto (“That’s cool, yeah, call me Prez, man!”) writing “SNL dress rehearsal” in his Presidential schedule every week, because one of his campaign promises was to play himself every Saturday night.

I’ve thought Jon Heder from Napoleon Dynamite would be perfect for Beto.

The State Department held a Christian’s onlymedia event today. I mean, technically it was only “faith based media” but since they refuse to release a transcript or even who was invited, it’s quite safe to assume and the White House is free to prove that wrong.

I can’t figure out his angle. Or if it’s THEIR angle. Is he genuinely concerned and they have a Carville/Matalin thing going where they know where the other stands and do their own thing? Or are do they know the ship is going down and he’s doing pre-emptive reputation rehab?

Someone pointed out on Twitter that the latter seems more likely, or at least that it’s some kind of planned coordination because President Butthurt never goes after Conway and he’s exactly the type of person he would normally come up with some oh-so-clever nickname for.

I’d go for Spurious George myself, but I have bigly words and have read a fucking book. He’d probably go for the obvious ConMAN.

My theory is Kelly hates Trump as much as her husband.

She’s just the type of person to set her principles aside in favor of her blind ambition.

I imagine talk at the dinner table is something like:

Kelly: “Let me tell you what this idiot did today…”

“…I already heard your defense of it.”

Oh, gawd. The next “Vince Foster.”

(Reuters)

How long before the Trump “deep state” proponents start yipping?

Oh dear. How long? Immediately, I’d say.

Hillary is responsible, of course. :dubious:

Ambition of *what *? Do you reckon she’s going to have anything resembling a career after this ? She’ll be forever remembered and vilified as Trump’s Goebbels, saying lie after lie, shouting down reporters or talking down to them (while at the same time decrying their lack of civility towards her for maximum troll points) and lacking all empathy. I mean that’s it for her. That will forever be her mud pit. Hell, she might even end up in prison when this administration is over and the FBI isn’t holding back because it looks bad and is bad precedent to arrest a sitting President or their cabinet.
I really don’t see a way any of this ends well for her.