The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

His pretension is along the lines of not getting enough love back from them, or something.

I have a theory. All of the problems in the confinement camps aren’t just incompetence. The Trump administration is deliberately making the conditions in them unlivable. They’re trying to drive the people into rioting.

Then they’ll film the rioting and make it front page news. And use it to show everyone how violent and dangerous those Mexicans are. And say we certainly don’t want people like that living in our country.

Sure, intelligent people will point out that the people weren’t violent or dangerous before Trump locked them up in his camps. But the average TV watcher will just see the films of the riots and think “Wow, Trump was right all along. Those people are scary.”

So he’s playing Calvin Ball? I thought 4-D chess was hard.

The original news crawl said “Trump Cuts U.S. Aid to 3 Mexican Countries (D)”.

Okay… <trying to get inside thump’s head-- will need brain shampoo or possibly surgery after this> Shutting off the Mexican border AND cutting off aid to the Three Mexican Countries [sic] are related?

They don’t appreciate us so they’re punishing us by sending organized, government-sanctioned caravans of migrants? And we’re punishing them by cutting off aid AND closing the border. :smack: Yeah. That’ll show 'em. This is even more wacko than usual, and that’s saying a lot. I agree that this is nothing but distraction.

Does everyone know that thousands of migrants are being released from overflowing detention facilities?

March 27, San Antonio Express-News: Migrant surge expected to reach 100,000 this month

March 29, San Antonio Express-News: Migrants inundating San Antonio bus station

Donald Trump was born on third base and thinks he scored a touchdown.

Stealing!!

Watch it, buster. That’ll earn you a technical foul, PLUS the opposing team gets a penalty shot!

I know the rules of Trumpball can be confusing, but stealing is not only not penalized, it is awarded bonus points and possibly a cabinet position.

The Supreme Court, with Bret Kavanaugh writing for the majority, just overturned 60 years of precedent and decided that it’s okay if you are executed in a painful manner, so long as the execution isn’t intended to make you feel pain.
The Supreme Court’s conservatives just legalized torture.?

Whistle-Blower Claims Irregularities in WH Security Clearances

[My bold.] Nah. This White House is impervious to any kind of pressure.

Ms. Newbold better start looking for another job. Obviously, anyone who actually tries to DO their job is not welcome in this W.H.

But but but…

Obama once wore a tan suit. So that totally cancels out compromising national security.

Also, FAKE NEWS! And Hillary’s emails!

What a dick Kavanaugh is. Drunken fool, sexual predator, and torture advocate.

Not if my bishop jumps three of your checkers, it doesn’t. You happen to be speaking to a Grand Master of Double Cranko, I’ll have you know. :smiley:

Wow. Trillion dollar deficits AND torture executions, including for non-homicidal crimes. I think we’ve found the GOP’s 2020 platform.

This will definitely play well with the MAGAts! Hell, let’s bring back lynch mobs! In days of old, lynchings were festive social events. People brought picnic lunches and watched while they ate their deviled eggs and macaroni salad. Frankly, nothing would surprise me now. :frowning:

And don’t forget to bring the kids!

And buy souvenir photos of the dead body.

Ah, but unbeknownst to you, I am an Extreme Exalted Poobah of Quintuple Cranky-if-he-hasn’t-had-his-nap, which supercedes all other possible moves at about one in the afternoon - especially if I’ve had a big lunch or if the weather is kind of warm.