The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Behold the master race.

Wait. I missed this one. I’m not sure I want to know, but…

Well, the Presidents attorney Rudy Giuliani proved once again that there is no situation that he can’t mess up further. On news programs today he said:

Of course, then when asked by the host (CNN) if he would take information from the Russians, he said:

And this man has the ear of the President. Whatever good he did in the past, it is time to borrow from Oliver Cromwell and say “You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately … Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!”

Forgot the link: Rudy Giuliani: 'There's nothing wrong with taking information from Russians' | CNN Politics

Probably referring to this:

Trump intervenes in case of Navy SEAL charged with murder

“Firing inadvertently into crowds?” :eek:

Now I have to read that link, just in the hope that the story explains how that’s possible. Especially by a CPO.

“In honor of his past service”??? That’s so weird, because this guy, who defended our country in Afghanistan, was deported to Mexico instead of having a murder handwaved away. Fucking weird, right?

In honor of his past service, my ass. Fuck you Cadet Bone Spurs.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-green-card-veteran-miguel-perez-mexico-20180326-story.html
“Ending a 16-month quest to stay in a country where he was raised and that he fought to defend, Miguel Perez Jr., a veteran with a green card and a felony drug conviction, has been deported to Mexico, where he has not lived since childhood.”

Obligatory Preacher reference.

Only the best people:

Trump Fed pick Stephen Moore called it a ‘travesty’ that women ‘feel free’ to play sports with men

But Moore is a Trump brown-noser, so I guess that makes him an ideal candidate in Trump’s mind.

Donnie really really doesn’t want congress to know what’s in his finances.
“WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump sued on Monday to block a subpoena issued by the Democratic chairman of the U.S. House Oversight Committee that sought information about his personal and business finances.

In a statement on Monday, (Elijah Cummings, the House Oversight Committee chairman) said there was no valid legal basis to try to block the subpoena and accused the White House of “unprecedented stonewalling” in refusing to produce a single document or witness to the committee.
“This complaint reads more like political talking points than a reasoned legal brief, and it contains a litany of inaccurate information,” Cummings said.”

Sure; try your local gay bathhouse. (Not that those guys should have to put up with your sorry bigoted ass either.)

Otherwise, if you and/or any like-minded men want to have a “vacation from women” in your personal private associations, you are welcome to do so. Poker game, hunting trip, LAN party in the mancave, boys-only manicure night, whatever, knock yourselves out.

But when it comes to a place of public accommodation such as a basketball game, then no, asshole, you don’t get to write NO GRILS ALOWED on the door.

He-Man Woman-haters Club

April Ryan said that Trump aides (and she mentioned Sarah the Huckster by name) should be fired, and “heads should be lopped off”. Sarah the Huckster and her alleged Christian father are now running around appalled, saying that she is calling for Sarah the Huckster to be decapitated.

Christians have been demonstrating for millennia, no matter how much they claim otherwise, that “Christian” is not a laudatory appellation. It is, neither, in and of itself, deprecatory, but, in general, calling a person a Christian is approximately equivalent to calling them a clerk or Swiss or a Cardinals fan.

I can’t decide whether Carter Page is strange, weird, or both.

I’d go with both and add “kooky,” but I also think the shiny head isn’t doing him any favors. He looks a bit like a doomsday cult leader.

I don’t think we should just rule it out.

This is going to drive Trump insane. His fear all along has been that people with expertise would scrutinize his finances.

Fredo Sr.'s insecurity is showing again:

Trump claims ‘nobody disobeys my orders,’ defying Mueller’s account

Fredo Sr.: “I’m smart. I’m in charge. I can run things.”

Wasn’t the cinematic Fredo a fuck-up in the casino business, too?

Not surprising, considering the caliber of people Trump hires. I think the law school Cohen graduated from has been consistently ranked last in the US. Trump was surprised that McGahn took notes during meetings:

McGahn Was Right, Real Lawyers Take Notes (1)

Roy Cohn didn’t want a paper trail.

Jesse Pinkman: “You don’t want a criminal lawyer… you want a criminal lawyer,”

Stringer Bell: “Nggr, is you taking notes on a criminal f*cking conspiracy?”