Maybe he has one of those fancy executive-looking chairs with the built-in commode, so that he can relieve himself during cabinet meetings while his shortcomings are hidden under the table.
With as much shit as comes out his mouth on a daily basis - I doubt he has anything left to flush.
Well, now we have a third item to add to Einstein’s list about nothing’s infinite except the universe and stupidity.
I see a set-up like this for him and Baby. They’d have it installed in the Oval Office, course. Because nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Individual 1 claims Democrats like to wrap newborn babies in blankets and then the mother and the doctor decide to “execute” the baby after it’s born.
By biting its head off, I presume.
I think it’s hilarious that the guy who needed a golf cart to keep up with the rest of the G20 thinks of himself as “young and vibrant.”
And any reports to the contrary will be dismissed as fake news. Can’t some reporter ask him for just one example of a Democrat supporting these executions?
To borrow a line from “MAS*H”: “Everyone who believes that, stand on your head.”
Unfortunately, the result is what appears to be an asparagus patch of feet as far as the eye can see.
In case you, like me, wonder at where Trump gets a crazy idea like that, it might be something like this (from The New York Times):
“What happens in rare cases when a baby is born alive after a pregnancy is cut short?
Dr. [Daniel] Grossman [professor of obstetrics, gynecology and reproductive sciences at the University of California, San Francisco] said there were painful situations in which the fetus might be at the edge of viability and labor must be induced to save the mother’s life. For instance, a condition called pre-eclampsia, involving high blood pressure and other problems, can kill both mother and fetus, and in most cases the only treatment is to deliver the baby. If it seems unlikely that the baby will survive, the family may choose to provide just comfort care — wrapping and cuddling the baby — and allow the child to die naturally without extreme attempts at resuscitation.”
In short, this isn’t a happy situation with a healthy, viable baby.
Not to mention when he reaches climax.
Seriously, there are innumerable photos and videos of Trump riding while others walk, nodding off during summit meetings, etc. etc.
Apparently Democrats feel it’s beneath their dignity to make use of these obvious signs that Trump is unfit for the office he holds. Nice to be high-minded, I guess, but this type of material is in that tiny category of “stuff that would actually bother Trump’s fans if they ever saw it.”
And it’s all true. It’s not ‘fake.’ So, why not use it to show the unfitness?
Objection, your Honor! Arguing facts not in evidence!
Yeah, absolutely nothing T-bag does would bother his disciples. They have drunk the cool aid.
Also, if they did care, it would suddenly be Fake News the moment someone pointed them at it. After all, the Golden Messiah’s paid rubber stamp said he was the healthiest president ever.
They chugged that fucking Kool Aid like pledges at a frat party.
And mentioned earlier upthread about президент Trump’s ringing self-endorsement about being a young, vibrant man…when his rants get that delusional it’s still a bit of a toss-up as to what parts dementia and what parts con is happening, there.
(Or, as Bill Maher recently put it - built like a melting port-a-potty.)
Nah… at that point he calls Ivanka “Mother”. Got that one from Li’l Mikey Pence, he did.
Or it would be a sign of how smart he was. Like when Homer Simpson saw a man using a wheelchair: “And all this time I’ve been using my own legs like a sucker!”