Yeah, own, not owe. 
o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
Fat.
Slut.
Bad haircut.
Kim or Trump?
Trick question!
Is this multiple guess?
Stephen Moore has withdrawn his name from Fed consideration.
Stephen Moore out of Fed contention | CNN Politics?
When Mike Pence made a speech aboard the USS Harry Truman, the top noncomissioned officer on board told the sailors to “clap like you’re at a strip club.”
https://guacamoley.com/they-tried-it/2019/05/02/u-s-sailors-were-reportedly-told-to-clap-like-were-at-a-strip-club-to-welcome-mike-pence/
Did Pence go for the full monty?
Two blonde hookers and a thirty-two ounce bottle of gatorade.
Leer a bit then go outside and throw up? I’d love to see that.
You know, that might actually work as conversion therapy.
Multiple guess? What do you think this is, Wharton summer school?
I tried to think of who in history most epitomizes Trump. Which president or world leader most resembles the cancerous pustule infecting the White House and our once great nation. It’s not Stalin or Andrew Jackson or Idi Amin.
It’s King Joffrey.
The petulant, sadistic, insecure, immature and feckless boy king.
*The Trump administration on Thursday dismantled safety rules for offshore drilling put in place by the Obama administration after the disastrous BP oil spill fouled the Gulf of Mexico nearly a decade ago.
The rollbacks are a major victory for the oil and gas industry that has criticized the Obama rules as too onerous and costly to comply with …
The new rule, which takes effect in 60 days from Friday, reduces the frequency of tests to key equipment such as blowout preventers, which sit at the wellhead at the ocean floor and are the last-ditch defense against massive gushers. It also allows drillers to use third-party companies instead of government inspectors to check equipment and gives them more time between inspections, among other things.*
Joffrey had much better hair.
I’m not sure it is possible to insult Trump.
Not to mention 'twas Joffrey’s parents who were into incest; in Trump’s case, it’s he who’s into it (or at least contemplates it positively).
The VP reportedly left with $56 in single $1 bills.
…and hypocritically desecrated his personal ethics by doing one-on-one private shows with female officers.
Those were simply meetings discussing how he could help fund their education.
Extremely more to the point, Joffrey’s dead, dead, dead ; and oh how the people rejoiced. And before that he got slapped in the gob, and also humiliated (if only behind the closed doors of the Small Council), and that was glorious too.
We still have to see even just a fine or meek written reprimand land Trump’s way. Even the people who keep resigning from his ongoing shitshow won’t trash him on air. I want a refund.
In “shit you can’t make up news”, John Kelly joined the board of directors of Caliburn International, which operates the shelters for unaccompanied children.