The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

No checks, no balances, that concept is old fashioned bullshit. Republicans are something else.

The whole thing derives from the Founding Fuckups mutual distrust. Sometimes, a rare blossom springs from the dirt of suspicion. “Checks and balances” is a darn good idea, however much it springs from the Darkness.

Christ, I am so SICK of reading this sentence.

What I want is for the fucking DEMOCRATS to react, aside from clutching their dollies and sucking their thumbs.

So, will there be a Contempt of Congress citation for Mnuchin as well as Barr? Seems like there should be.

The best part is how Republicans are going to act like none of this ever happened in a few years.

What you want is for a majority of Americans to care. Unfortunately, they don’t. In fact, Trump’s approval rating is probably as high now as it has ever been. Your anger is at your fellow America, who is much more interested in watching Game of Thrones or some other form of entertainment than they are politics. Sorry, but that’s the country you were born and raised in, mate.

According to one expert, Democrats should sue Mnuchin:

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/05/04/donald-trump-tax-return-law-226790

The question is, who would actually make someone comply with a request and actually enforce a lawsuit. That’s why suing Mnuchin might work because the courts might well say that Congress doesn’t really need a legislative purpose provided it is suing pursuant to the Act. The litigation would take a while, but that’s their best bet if they insist on having Trump’s tax returns. Congress gave itself that power in response to a presidential scandal, so it would be stunning if the Courts then claimed executive privilege.

Or tomorrow.

Okay, you’re not allowed to do these any more without a signal that indicates you made them up. You’re just too good at capturing his twit-voice.

A giveaway was Trump would have used exclamation points after “Wow”, although some points for incorrectly using only a single short dash instead.

I was just watching Colbert’s monologue and they were showing Trump tweets while Colbert read them…

…Someone needs to tell Trump what a proper ellipse is…

This really sums up the rampant and myopic greed of the modern political right. It is indistinguishable from a Borowitz Report satire.

Pompeo: Melting sea ice presents ‘new opportunities for trade’

Later: The sinking of Florida presents ‘new opportunities for additional ports in Georgia and Alabama’

Not exactly surprising. The same people said rising temperatures and increased CO2 would extend and improve the growing season for the northern parts of the country.

It’s always about the next grift, not the suckers left behind.

Liar ! Liar ! The climate changing is a hoax by the Chinese ! Nothing is happening !

They need to tell him what a proper ellipsis is, too!

You should never look at an ellipse to closely without protection.

There’s a condom joke here somewhere but I’ll be damned if I can find it…

Remember back in normal presidential administrations – around this time of year we’d be hearing about the president, VP, other high cabinet officials delivering college commencement addresses.

Has Trump ever given one? Rhetorical question…I can’t conceive of him reading off a teleprompter in front of a not-necessarily-friendly audience.
Is there any way to research how many commencement addresses Obama gave? Or Bush (either one)?

Here’s some info.

How about: Those dots at the end of your sentences are the dribble cumming out of a defective Trump brand condom.