The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

This one I don’t get. I mean, I get: HA HA HA … guy I don’t like got stuck in an elevator … HA HA HA - why, I used to entertain similar sentiments myself. Seventh grade wasn’t that long ago.

That said, what makes this a stupid Republican idea? Was it a Republican elevator?

“Dangerously incompetent” isn’t a wecome desciption of anything, but it is especially frightening when it comes to the person who controls the United States nuclear arsenal and whose most coherent statement on deterrence strategy is "I think…I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.”

Stranger

Stupid Republican ideas is a different thread.

At least Trump has a token negro. Where was Obamas token negro?

Oh hey. Look at that. Okay. I retract.

Apropos of nothing …

This one I don’t get. I mean, I get:* HA HA HA … guy I don’t like got stuck in an elevator … HA HA HA* - why, I used to entertain similar sentiments myself. Seventh grade wasn’t that long ago.

That said, what makes this an administrative cluster-fuck? Did Trump appoint the elevator?

What part of “I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it. And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?
And we made a determination to do it. So the missiles were on the way. And I said, “Mr. President, let me explain something to you.” This was during dessert. ‘We’ve just fired 59 missiles,’ —all of which hit, by the way. Unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away. All of which hit. Amazing.” does not say that he decided to go during dessert?

Your drive-by stupidity makes doorhinge and Clothahump seem like Rhodes Scholars.

That said, you look like Stephen Hawking compared to Sean Spicer. The guy puts his foot in his mouth he has to have tinea pedis between his teeth. How does he still have a job?

Wrong question. The correct question is, “Where was Obama’s token white nationalist, government-hating, alt-right-winger conspiracy theorist?” What shame Obama brought upon the nation by not having at least token representation of the demographic who watches reruns of All In The Family for Archie Bunker’s sage wisdom.

Stranger

Interestingly, Eric Trump says that Ivanka was the one who swayed Dolt 45 to bomb Syria.

I read somewhere yesterday that “Sean Spicer shoots himself in the foot. Sean Spicer sticks his foot in his mouth to stop the bleeding.”

He’s still more eloquent than his boss.

Because who else would take it?

Even Kellyanne Conway said she would slit her wrists before taking that job. Maybe we should try her on that.

Pish tush! Mere details

He has people for that.

I’m pretty sure slitting her wrists would have no effect on her. With her adamantium claws, undead strength, and paralyzingly screech of a voice, the only thing that can taker her down is to bring all of the Infinity Stones together into one powerful supersingularity that will bind her into a dimensional prison beyond space and time.

Stranger

LOL, despite Stranger’s keen speculation, I’m all for giving it a try!!

I’m going to go out on a limb here but I believe Drunky was attempting humor with the above statement, with the intended subtext to indicate that there was no token in the Obama administration because he appointed people based upon competence.

How drunk is Papa Smurf?

I’m in. Fly me to DC, put me up in a hotel for the night, preferably a nice one, not that dingy shithole in the Old Post Office. Just one night - I doubt I’ll have a job after the first briefing. Somebody, SOMEWHERE, has to be willing to follow. Get a few more takers, and we have a great game of Musical Mouthpiece!

He quoted the headline word for word, and nothing in the article contradicts it.

Yeah, maybe I’m wrong too, but I thought that was a pretty clever joke.