I found this hilarious, even if sophomoric and ineffective. What can I say, I’m easily amused:
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OMG that’s friggin’ brilliant!
Sadly, The Suffolk Gazette is a satirical site.
The Queen possibly did a spot of light trolling by giving Donny a book as her official gift - a first edition of the abridged version of Churchill’s History of the Second World War.
Nm
Oh, how I wish that weren’t a satire site.
Eh, promote it a bit, and Trump will believe it happened. We’ll get that war with England yet.
It is *so *hard to tell anymore, with our satire president.
:smack: Alas!
Good idea!
Abridged? Don’t you mean redacted?
(Also, I agree that giving a book to President Stable Genius can only be trolling.)
News about what Trump has been saying the UK should do over Brexit are conflicting (the very fact that he’s telling them what to do is quite undiplomatic, mind you, despite not coming from the Suffolk Gazette). This one is not from the current visit but from a year ago: he thought the UK should sue the EU over Brexit terms. On which court, dearie, Roland Garros?
OK, that has to be satire. Tell me it’s satire.
(I see that the satirical nature of the publication has been addressed.)
“And Stormy, I’ve seen all your films.”
Churchill could not have done better!
The Guardian, though, is mostly not satire
The US will want business access to the NHS in any post-Brexit trade deal, the US ambassador has said … Asked if the NHS was likely to form part of trade negotiations, (Woody) Johnson told the BBC’s Andrew Marr Show: “I think the entire economy, in a trade deal, all things that are traded would be on the table.” Asked if that specifically meant healthcare, he said: “I would think so.”
“Woody Johnson”?
Those are golf shoes, but they’re not spiked. You can see that the soles are regular rubber tread. Anyway, it’s Franklin Graham’s church so it’s primarily about money in any case. Golf clothes should fit in fine.
Agincourt? 
Owner of the New York Jets and US-renowned dumbass. Usually presidents only name supporters as ambassadors to unimportant countries with pleasant climates, though there are exceptions (Obama named one of the Rooneys as ambassador to Ireland, as apparently the family is Irish). Trump, however, is naming his “buddies” to all sorts of ambassadorships.
After the Centennial Olympic Park bombing, a press conference was held. The FBI agent introduced himself as Woody Johnson. I laughed, and wondered if his partner was named Dick Morningwood.
There was an economist who sometimes showed up on Marketplace from APM called Hugh Johnson which made me laugh every time his name was mentioned.
I like your take, but I think I wasn’t sufficiently clear with my use of pronouns.
Trump is objecting to Mexico letting Central Americans pass through. I will be absolutely delighted if Mexico proposes that Trump pay for a wall along the southern border of Mexico to keep Guatemalans and Hondurans from traversing Mexico to the U.S. At just 25% of the length of the US-Mexico border, just think of the savings he could achieve!
Yeah, I get what you are saying here, but to him and his base, they are all just “Mexican Countries.”
Fair enough, and thanks for the correction.