The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20170404194840/https://share.america.gov/mar-a-lago-winter-white-house/

Thanks. Were all the apostrophes missing from the possessives in the original, or is that some weird artifact of the Wayback Machine’s archive process?

My bold.

“The Winter Whitehouse” ?

About two weeks ago he started calling it the “Southern White House,” making it obvious that he plans to spend most of his time down there during the spring and fall as well.

Not summer, though, because it’s too darn hot. Wonder where he’s going to spend his time then?

Moscow?

What’s that you say? Moscow?

…I seem to vaguely remember something about Putin interfering in the 2016 presidential election, and something about Trump’s deep financial ties to Russia…

But it seems to have dropped out of the headlines over the past few weeks. It almost seems as though Congress is not carrying out its investigation with the same rapacious ferocity with which they went after Obama and the Clintons.

Golly. I wonder why.

I understand 45 had a meeting in the White House with the UN ambassadors of the Security Council.

NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON FROM THE STATE DEPARTMENT WAS THERE.

That’s just insane. And, yes, I meant to shout.

Looks to me like someone ran the wrong copy for that. Here, let me fix it.


Mar-a-Lago, President Trump’s Florida estate, has become well known as the president frequently travels there to golf, breaking his promise to the nation to not take any vacations while president, or getting lessons in diplomacy and incorrect history from foreign leaders.

The first meeting between Trump and President Xi Jinping of China will take place April 6–7 at Mar-a-Lago, which is located at the heart of Florida’s Palm Beach community.

Trump is not the first president to have access to Mar-a-Lago as a Florida retreat, but he is the first one to use it like it has a revolving door. By visiting this winter White House, Trump is belatedly fulfilling the dream of Mar-a-Lagos original owner and designer, yet still breaking the president’s promise to the nation.


Screw it; I cannot go on. Even a parody of the fool’s nonsensical words and actions has more truth than any damn thing that jerk believes to be true.

Nikki Haley was there. She is the U.S. Ambassador to the UN. Guess which department ambassadors fall under.

That is the most relevant State department member. She regularly speaks for the U.S. to that exact audience. In fact this month she is serving as the president of that body. Who else would you have wanted in attendance that wasn’t there?

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The ex-Prime Minister of the sovereign state of Exxon?

Well, according to the transcript, he’s finally seeing the bigness of it all, so at least there’s that.

Seriously, though, no matter how many times I am confronted with his childishness and apparent functional illiteracy, it remains shocking to behold.

Bolding mine.

Friend, I do believe you have a superfluous word there.

Bedminster, New Jersey, apparently.

I’d never seen pictures of the place before. What tacky, hideous rooms. He’s not allowed to make any permanent changes to the White House is he?

Decorating the White House: What the Trumps Can and Can’t Do

Trump has invited the entire US Senate to the White House for a briefing on North Korea.

I’ve got the most superfluous words!

Er, that’s like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, right?

NM, already posted.

No, it is the college-boy way of saying “superfly”.

College kids? Has anyone said “superfly” in, like, forever? Totally?