The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Within the realm of security classification, to my knowledge, the very concept exists purely as an extension of the executive power and the position of Commander in Chief. It’s an absolute right in much the same way as you have an absolute right to your lungs - it’s a part of you, innately.

That doesn’t extend to other spheres. In terms of, for example, the monetary policy of the Fed, Trump’s hands are fairly well tied.

Whether he could get away with murder on 5th Avenue depends on whether Mitch McConnel thinks that a murderous Trump is an asset or a handicap.

never mind

One problem with that idea is that he still gets the publicity value of hosting the G7 summit at his property.

He would just later, quietly, send a big bill for the full expense of the summit to the Secret Service, and none of us would be the wiser.

I dunno. Do you think the leaders of the most important countries in the world will be all that willing to eat tables full of cold Big Macs and Whoppers and such? For several days in a row?

And only one scoop of ice cream?

“Jesus loves you and doesn’t want to send you to hell for your sins. Will you kneel and pray with me?”

Does Mother let him alone with gay men?

Maybe he can’t trust *himself *alone with them. Just sayin’.

Trump congratulates Poland for being invaded by Nazis.

C’mon, he’s congratulating them for having the honor of Pence being there and Trump will be coming soon. He has a great relationship with the Poles.

The only people more moronic than him are his supporters.

Bien dit, mon frere.

(“Well said, my brother.” Don’t want to get on YOUR shitlist, too)

Yeah, Trump properties are famous for their shitty restaurants. Macron would probably limit himself to a glass of milk and a handful of crackers at dinnertime.

And the soup would be full of bedbugs.

He’s planning on following up by posthumously commerrating Molotov and Von Ribbentrop for their underappreciated efforts in international cooperation.

Would the dinner party also include Pence’s wife/chaperone?

The Poland thing made me think of this

Special thanks to my son River for helping me to link that. I’m not a Luddite, but close.

“I love the Poles. The best dancers. The best. I’ve seen so many but the Poles are amazing. Nobody’s ever danced better. Really. Nobody’s heard about their dancing before I saw it with my own eyes. And look at Warsaw now. People tell me, “Sir, be careful. It’s ghetto.” That’s FAKE NEWS! It’s not a ghetto. It’s never been one. It’s a great place with great dancers. The biggest place in Poland. The best dancers. And they buy their poles from America, where the poles have the best steel.”

I’ve a friend who adamantly does not do any work after dark. The rest of us in our circle of friends say that’s because she can’t figure out how to turn on the electricity as she’s that bad with technology. She laughs when we say that because it’s not that far off from the truth.

Not so loud, or everybody will want one.

[del]Mea culpa.[/del] My bad.

For the record, the three posts (all in Russian) translate as:

It was a smart move,
Your friend,
Vlad

How can you share this with everyone? Even the Chinese?
I thought we had something special.

Sure, no problem, Comrade