The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

In other words: Benghazi him to death.

Yeah, since they don’t give out Nobels posthumously, he doesn’t have to worry aBut Epstein eclipsing him.
Too soon?

There wouldn’t need to be. Just the fact of asking is heinous and impeachable.

Yes we need the public to see and hear the whistleblowers testify as to what Donald said and did to extort the Ukrainians to manufacture dirt on Joe Biden (who, ironically enough, is looking like he won’t be the nominee). Get these people to testify for an entire day, let them suffer the inevitable character assassinations that the Republicans will try. The witnesses will be credible and compelling and their testimony will be game changing. But let’s not stop with Donald, get Slick Willie Barr and Mike Pence. Get Pompeo as well. Shoot the fucking rats before the ship sinks, then shoot the ship. Burn the wreckage. Destroy this administration and every single person who serves in it.

OK, you’ve stumped me. What do you mean by this?

Have you always wanted to intimidate the leader of a foreign country? Want to imitate your favorite political leader and bully your way through diplomacy?

Then call 1-999-TALK-TUF and threaten a foreign leader with loss of defense funding if he won’t do your bidding! Get political concessions, frame your opponents, or just show off to the world! Call 1-999-TALK-TUF and you can let your narcissistic impulses run free!

Call 1-999-TALK-TUF now! Dictators are standing by!

Better yet, Ursula Andress’ bra in The Tenth Victim, the one with a couple pistols in it.

Most. Violent. Friends. Episode. Ever.

If he catches wind of this, Donald is going to initiate a braless dress code for White House staff.

Hopefully, they don’t waste the hearings grandstanding and preening for the cameras, and instead have someone like Barry Berke, the attorney who pigeonholed Lewandowski, take the lead.

Whenever I think about that scene, it seems to me that the recoil would be a real pain.

They can’t switch over the laser-equipped bras fast enough.

Apparently there are a lot of movies with Bra-Guns:

So what do Ivanka Trump’s nipples showing through her blouse at the United Nations, bra-guns or bras with knives have to do with the clusterfuck that is the Trump administration? I thought we were trying to reduce the level of misogyny on the board. Or have we dropped that and it’s full steam ahead?

The perception that among a faction on the Dem side there is a growing “who cares if it loses us the election or is doomed to fail, Nancy, WE HAVE TO IMPEACH OR WE’RE BAD PEOPLE!” sentiment. Even if we could in fact just Benghazi him from here to the election, it would not be enough.

Dude, it’s not misogyny when everyone is saying “WTF”.

How about this: Ivanka is a noted fashion expert. She should, as a professional, know how to dress in the United Nations.

Better?

The Republicans at least used to talk about fiscal responsibility. The Democrats had the reputation of tax-and-spend, but now the Republicans are the party of cut-and-spend.

Everyone needs to keep in mind that an explicit quid-pro-quo is not required, because even though it may have been only implied, it was blindingly obvious to everyone involved that there was money sitting approved to help Ukraine defend itself, Trump had delayed the payment, and now he’s leaning hard on the Ukranian president to help Trump win an election. No matter what the transcript says, there is no doubt about any of that. The only thing we need the transcript for is to show Trump repeatedly asking for the Bidens to be investigated.

But it won’t be about Biden. Biden’s name will never be mentioned, instead he will say “The US doesn’t feel confident sending you all this money unless you investigate all of the **Corruption ** that went on in your country”.

Giuliani already laid the groundwork so that Zelensky knows the code. Everyone know the code. Its will be as subtle as a mob boss telling his Capo that there is a rat problem at the Casino and so they should call the exterminator. But it will provide enough of a fig leaf that all the MAGA hats will be able to say that its just another witch hunt and Trump did nothing wrong.

And it does. What now?

…and now we have that:

HuffPo even headlined the story (on its main page, anyway):

Call Summary Released – Trump brought up Biden again and again!
You can read the transcript on that page.

I think it’s also useful because it shows how far down the rabbit hole these people are if they really believe this edited memorandum is exonerating. Even over and above pressuring a foreign leader to investigate his political rival, Trump is demanding that the President of Ukraine chase down Infowars-level conspiracy theories about a DNC server somewhere in Ukraine! That’s pants-on-head level nuts.

Trump did mention Biden in the phone call. By name. And said he wanted him investigated.

Trump also mentioned he wanted “a favor” from the Ukrainian president immediately after the subject of military aid is raised.

But I’m sure the Trumpers will attempt to spin this away. Somehow.