The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Just stock the Rio Grande with alligators. Is it warm enough for piranha?

Give it time, if it doesn’t dry up first.

Just now he’s decompensating in front of the cameras again. It’s an interesting juxtaposition, his word salad and simultaneously watching the Dow drop like a rock.

And one hungry lion.

Or perhaps sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

The Merriam Webster Dictionary Twitter account posted the differences between “moot” and “moat”.

The State Department’s Inspector General has requested an “urgent” meeting with Congressional leaders about Ukraine.
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/state-dept-inspector-general-expected-urgent-ukraine-briefing/story?

Moats don’t have points.

Unless they’re frozen.

The alligators are the moots point.

Trump is using Facebook to run thousands of ads about impeachment

“Official Impeachment Defense Taskforce”. Just one letter away from great irony, dammit.

Impeachment Defense International Official Taskforce would have indeed been best.

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! The iDJiT monopolizes press conference with President Niinistö; wants Pelosi and Schiff gone in the belief that doing so will make America as happy as Finland.

Based on the Supreme Headquarter for Intelligence Taskforces

How can he brag about it crossing 26,000 if he doesn’t drive it down again?

:smack: Of course. During Infrastructure Week. Silly me.

Wonder how much it costs for the honor? And do you get a decoder ring? Super sekrit handshake? Something?

Bolding mine.

So… If you’re not on the list…

What’s the minimum donation and could you populate the list with names like “Mike Rotch” and “Amanda Huggenkiz” ?

I’m sure at the least you get a uniform, and maybe even a nice knife!