Are we still on Earth?
I was always quite skeptical about the many worlds theory, but since Trump became president I think some random particle put me in one of those “funny” universes…
Yes, we are in the darkest timeline.
I thought it was Obama’s bed that was pissed on. Just trying to keep my talking points straght here.
How come we haven’t come up with a good nickname for this mess? I read “Stupid Watergate” the most, but that’s inelegant. With all the smart people and funny people who despise him, why can’t we (collectively, in general, not necessarily Dopers) come up with a witty, snappy title that covers it without using “-gate”? I mean, “clusterfuck” is an apt description but I don’t think that’s going to be chapter titles in future history books.
Just not our earth.
The way they say, character is something your born with, kinda like white skin.
The whole thing, when it’s finally over, will all of it be known as a “Trump”. It will be synonymous with, as this thread so appropriately states, a clusterfuck that isn’t merely a clusterfuck. Like hyperbole isn’t merely exaggeration.
Trump says his resort wil not be used for the summit. He gave no explanation. Didn’t even have the intelligence to say something like, "Because of the perceived impropriety of having the summit here, and in conjunction with the Character Counts Week, we have decided to choose another location. "
Damn, I am now writing press releases for Trump.
USA Today is reporting that Individual 1 has withdrawn Doral from the G7 hosting choices.
Confirmed by the son of an orang-u-tan:
He still manages to get in some free publicity for it, though:
From that USA Today article:
“Republicans expressed relief Saturday.”
Translation: we are getting tired of your shit and tired of carrying water for you, dofus…
Well, it was an open-and-shut article of impeachment all on its own.
I can never hear anyone say “tremendous,” “beautiful,” or “beautifully” without vomiting a little in my mouth after this presidency.
Really surprised he went back on this but not surprised that he just announced it abruptly with no explanation. He can never admit he was wrong about anything.
“Look ‘mr president,’ when we said distract from the impreachment inquiry, we didn’t mean * do more impeachable stuff.” *
“I got a call the other day from lawyers, top lawyers, very respected from the standpoint of legal, and they said ‘Sir, two years and nine months ago we never knew a president could do so much in terms of impeach’.”
Yep.
Future generations will wonder why trump cards in Bridge automatically lose the trick.
The Tanerine Twerp got the wrong message from The Distinguished Gentlemen.
Sort of like quisling or boycott.
…as they keep riding the Trump train.
Dude, don’t delude yourself; they’re not even tired of carrying his colostomy bag. They’re going to keep ridin’ in that crazy car until it goes completely over the cliff.
The whole point is, he doesn’t care how he says it; he knows his supporters actively embrace his blatant lying, because…“liberal tears.” And another good chunk of the country is just too confused to understand or care.