Liddle’ Eric is claiming that they were chanting “Donald Trump!” and gave him a “positive reaction”
Awww, that’s sweet!
Every day? Wow. That’s devotion.
*Today and everyday, today and every day
Today and every day, today and every day
I’m gonna impeach you anyway,
Today and every day, today and every day
I’m gonna impeach you anyway,
Today and every day, today and every day*
*Joan Osbourne: Ladder*, with adjustments.
Great line on SNL’s Weekend Update last night: Even Rudy’s phone doesn’t recognize the person he’s become.
Colbert claimed the recording was particularly clear since Rudy was talking out of his ass.
Maybe he trained it to recognize his buttprint.
Liked this tweet:
“If he gets booed at NASCAR in the future, he might as well resign.”
Yes it’s fake
A new book claims that Kim Jong Un thinks of Individual 1 as a father figure.
(Yes, It’s Fox News. mea culpa)
Now wait. Fox thinks that having a despotic murderous American torturing dictator looking up to you as a father figure is a good thing?
Well, there are no real surprises left.
November 03, 2019
Eric Trump: The Trump Organization has no overseas business ties.
I think it’s more likely that the North Korean government knows that claiming Trump is seen as a father figure flatters him and makes him more pliable in negotiations.
Great! Let’s see your tax returns you stupid asshole.
Hard to be the dumb one in the Trump family, isn’t it.
We have always been friends with North Korea.
We have always considered Canada a security threat.
Orwell was an optimist.
They take turns.
Cheeto-Faced ShitGibbon has some deeply damaging information about Lt. Colonel Vindman. Apparently, he intends to show that the Lt. Colonel is a “Never Trumper”, which is something akin to being a pederast and we all need to revile him for that.
Trump’s already tweeted that Never Trumpers and Republicans who didn’t march in lockstep with him against The Greatest Witch Hunt In History were, and I quote, “human scum”.
The short-fingered vulgarian on his Billion-dollar impenetrable border wall, which smugglers are turning into Swiss cheese with hundred-dollar buzz saws from the local Loew’s: “Well hey, you can cut through ANY wall.”
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-breaches-border-wall-cut-through-any-wall
As opposed to Trump, who is simply scum. His detractors are at least human. 
On a Borowitzy note, Individual-1 has obtained a note from his podiatrist saying that he is exempted from impeachment.