The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Giuliani says he’s more of a Jew than Soros.

Who keeps leaving his ward unlocked?

I can top that.

Just yesterday at my work I saw a guy wearing a camo baseball cap with a red-white-and-blue Punisher skull with Trump’s hairdo on it.

“I never understood wind. I know windmills very much, I have studied it better than anybody.”

  • Donald Quixote

…I hereby take offense in the name of all members of the Castiglione family, anglicized or otherwise.

That reminds me of a scene in a movie, where the character played by Jeffrey Tambor goes up to the roof and leaps to his end while that song is playing on the soundtrack. A movie with a most fitting title: Weapons of Mass Distraction.

At least THAT Don was well intentioned.

No offense, and hey it’s your family not mine, but if your sister spent money on the Trump website she doesn’t hate Trump as much as she thinks she does.

Your money is probably supporting his re-election campaign and enriching his family, whether you know it or not, whether you like it or not.

Yeah, and I’m blacker than Al Sharpton, too.

I think I’d throw up in my mouth [del]a little[/del] a lot if I’d done that.

One small ray of sunshine. Another site I visit has banner ads before you log in and during the Obama era a lot of them were crediting him for a program that they were trying to inveigle you into doing something now before it ended, refinancing mortgages or buying insurance mostly.

Now, those reasons were about as specious as car dealers’ (Come on down for our Halloween Blowout!) and I’m not even sure how much Obama had to do with the program mentioned but – whatever – they all vanished after Donny Two-scoops was elected and they found some other excuse to pull the trigger on their offering, none of them having anything to do with a Trump administration program for this or that.

This week, one of the re-fi companies’ banner headline was Trump does it again, ending another Obama policy and recommends you refinance with them before the end of the year. Not “Trump did this, isn’t it grand?” but “Trump sticks it to Obama again.”

And he had the translator destroy his notes of the meeting.

They are all a bunch of traitors as far as I’m concerned.

Trump has so many tells.

“This is true.”-----it’s a lie.

“Believe me.” Don’t.

Somebody calls him “sir” in whatever rambling anecdote he’s flailing his way: there was no “somebody”, there was no “sir” and it’s a huge pile of bullshit.

If Trump denies something, then it’s actually true.

If he accuses Hillary or Obama of it, chances are good he’s either done it himself or thinks he might do it.

(Then there’s the possibility whatever “it” is never happened, never existed, at all.)

If Trump says something was “perfect”-----unless it was a food item----it was the opposite. And probably illegal. And he definitely did “it”, whatever it was.

If he goes on a twitter tear, ranting about Dems, it means he is in fact guilty of whatever the Dems say.

If he accuses a WOC of something, it’s imaginary.

If he says, “People” or “Everybody” says, there’s nobody saying anything, it’s Fox News that morning.

If he says, “Nobody ever did THIS before,” it means he somehow just discovered something existed for the first time because he got all the way to the end of one of his Big Boy briefings that are a whole page long and don’t have pictures.

If he asserts something big----"I know more about ISIS than the generals do’----it means he just discovered they existed.

I saw mention of a tweet by a Mrs. Kushner in which one of the things she was touting was called the WGDP, to which many $Ms had been diverted. So I looked up this obscure “Women’s Global Development and Prosperity initiative” that I had not heard of. No one seems to have looked at it. The family is all about grift, so there must be some sort of angle going on here (attested to by the presence of hype in total absence of salient detail), but I am struggling to suss it. Does anyone know anything about what they are playing at with this? Is it a PR stunt?

Who? Jared’s mother?

Could be beneficial, no signs that anybody’s actually doing the work to make it so.

If we find that this funding is actually serving a useful purpose (unaccompanied by any religious coercion) for poor women, I’ll be pleasantly surprised. If it turns out to be just another source of grift and graft for the Trump family, I won’t be.

Well, after all… it’s Christmas.

Perhaps I wrote this that people might read it before they went to church, because it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, He who made clean water into toxic waste.

He who killed the sick by denying them healthcare or even free life-saving immunizations in his Internment Camps.

He who made the seeing blind and the lame judges.

He who starved the hungry by cutting off their food stamps.

He who raised the undead… like Rudy Giuliani.

And He who told the world that He could walk on water while sinking to the very bottom of the swamp.

This is the time of year when it is a comfort to sit at our tables counting our blessings, because it’s never easy or comfortable to stand up to Evil as if we were people born with spines.

After all, can’t we all look into our own heart of hearts and say that we were never once raised to know better than this…?

Merry Christmas.

Great post. We already know these things, but you put the together well.

Seconded.

Are you thinking “wind” in the British meaning of the word “trump?”