The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Pretty sure the women who spoke with him were Stormy Daniels and Karen MacDougal. Also pretty sure they weren’t talking about dishwashers.
Or water.

Here’s something I hadn’t considered:

Doubtful. Talking costs extra.

I hope to God she does it. Trump made sure he fired Andy McCabe a day or two before he became eligible for some significant pension benefits, and he always has his people wait until a few hours before a Congressional request/subpoena deadline before telling them “No.”

It would be sweet justice for him to be on the receiving end of vindictive timing for a change. And it would be so fun to watch him trying to control himself while reading the speech someone wrote for him, until he explodes like an old dishwasher and starts ranting about the Deep State screwing him.

#Baghdadzi

Like what the fuck, he decides to take forceful action by---- tweeting? I thought foreign outposts were a piece of cake to secure and repulse hostile actors. Did he even try to send fighter jets to- I don’t know- impress the crowd? If anyone gets killed over this, do we get to say “Donald Lied, People Died, Baghdadzi!”

Oh snap!

Just kidding! It’ll be an unhinged narcissistic rant either way.

Pelosi gave the formal invitation to the so-called pres for the SOTU, I’m pretty sure, the day following the House vote to impeach.

Somebody at the US embassy to the EU “liked” a Chelsea Clinton tweet criticizing Individual 1, and the State Department went full on investigation mode to find out who it was.

To be fair, with this administration you would have to be an idiot to like a tweet criticizing the Dear Leader from an embassy account, and we don’t need any more idiots in the State Dept.

The ‘like’ happened in 2017 (no slam on Rick, the story is just being reported now), so I don’t think people were as finely attuned to the thinness of Trump’s skin at the time.

I’m guessing his nibs’ skin has been growing ever thinner since he took office.

Hey! It sounds kind of like an old Stephen King novel.

Or another artistic work that inevitably reminds one of Donald: last night the Syfy Channel, as part of its Twilight Zone marathon, played “It’s a Good Life.”

One of little Anthony’s recurring lines was

The episode has particular resonance in the age of a Narcissistic Personality Disorder president…

I have a scary thought, prompted by consideration of the Jamal Khashoggi murder.

Khashoggi was disciplined by the Saudis six months before they murdered him.

Why?

For criticizing Trump.

Then they murder him.

Where did that idea come from?

And if Trump had total control of the US, what would he do? It wouldn’t be health care and tax breaks.

Look at that face.

Don’t worry, we have checks and balances from the other branches of government.

Thanks, now I’m a lesbian.

I still got it!

Then it’s a good thing Trump doesn’t have those powers, or else Schiff and Pelosi would find themselves Out In The Cornfield as Punch and Judy puppets.