The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Whatever the boat turns out to be, will it at least be rudderless with loose cannons on deck?

Straying a bit off-topic, and notwithstanding the late hour of the night here, I cannot allow one to be this wrong on the internet! (Everyone knows the obligatory xkcd of course.) You’ve got this story badly garbled. The perp was Lawrence (Larry) Singleton and his victim was Mary Vincent, who survived having both arms hacked off. (He also raped her.)

Parole officers tried to settle him in various places, keeping it all secret to avoid the outcry – but of course they had to let the local LEO’s in on the plan, and somehow the word leaked every time, leading to those protests.

After serving his parole at San Quentin, he moved to Florida where he committed various minor-ish crimes and then another murder for which he was sentenced to death. He eventually died of cancer in prison there.

I happened to read the wiki recently (I think there was some mention of on this board), and found that the location of the attack is surprisingly close to where I live now! :eek:

Like all Trump spokescreatures, she’s fluent in Black Speech.

I was reading a collection of accident descriptions an insurance guy put together, and my favorite one where the guy said that the tree jumped out in front of him, so he hit it.

Rodney Dangerfield: “The last time my wife drove the car, she cracked it up. Went into a tree. Told me it wasn’t her fault, she blew the horn.”

I quibble with your applying “badly garbled” to a mixup of last names and a brief summation of the crime and immediate aftermath. But thank you for providing further details.

Individual 1 apparently thinks an American invented the wheel.

From the link: “Well, you have to give him credit,” the president said. “He’s also doing the rockets. He likes rockets, and he does good at rockets too, by the way.”

You know, I never realized how much Trump speaks like a Pakled.

Lawsuit charging Trump with embezzling campaign money:

Reading through this - they’re only asking for the money to be paid back?

Does this rise to the level of an actual criminal complaint / prosecution?

Not until tax time.

Individual 1 is decrying the fact that Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh haven’t gotten Pulitzer Prizes.

To be fair, they were the first to break the story about Hillary running pizza parlors with kidnapped children in the basement, or whatever that was.

It’s a civil action.

The State Department is cracking down on “birth tourism” by requiring women “observed to have a body size/shape resembling a pregnant lady" to take a pregnancy test. I’m sure a lot of overweight women are gonna be happy with that decision.

The Party of Rape continues to tolerate, defend, and even celebrate violating the consent and control over their bodies of women.

A review of the new book A Very Stable Genius said that he considered awarding himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom. (Now several presidents have received that, but none gave it to themselves.)

He’s considering giving himself lots of things. Medals are the least I’m concerned about.

I like the rationalization:

“…intended to address the national security and law enforcement risks associated with birth tourism…”

'Cause sometimes them babies, y’know, come out wearing suicide vests.

Trump on his makeup:

Trump addressing his bucket of KFC:

Trump, bored in a Cabinet meeting, picturing the omelet station at Mar-a-lago: