The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I know this sentence is composed entirely in grammatically correct basic English, but I am having trouble parsing it for some reason.

Is it because Nazis don’t have friends they have co-consipirators?

The latest effort to undermine the rule of law, coming up: Barr Taps Outside Prosecutor to Review Case Against Michael Flynn (Reuters)

I wonder what Judge Emmett Sullivan will do.

Aye; this seems totally plausible:

:dubious::rolleyes:

Yeah, it’s totally plausible that you’d bring in a new guy to teach the existing guys what they’ve been doing already for years. Totally above-board and nothing to see here…

I think you got it. They are slime and scum. And everyone knows it. And the fact that they were abused and fired and then abused some more, and are now crawling back, shows how fucking slimy they are.

Someone with better video editing skills than me could put together quite the droll montage, of Trump praising one his new team members to the skies, then the news report of that person quitting/being fired, followed by Trump’s tweet saying they were losers and morons and never-Trumpers from Day 1. Sessions, McMasters, Kelly, Omarosa, Tillerson…lots to choose from.

It did not get better for him today, as DoJ decided to cease their explorations of Andrew McCabes closets due to lack of any evidence of dead girls or live boys.

I knew that fuckin Barr was part of the Deep State.

Stephen Miller looks like Lurch and Nosferatu had a child, yet imparted none of their charm.

Though at least he does have the ability to do Nosferatu’s ‘elevate from lying down to standing with feet as the hinge’ thing. That often comes in handy when Trump gets bored with whatever’s on Fox and Friends. “Get Stephen in to do his Nosferatu move!

Sometimes he does it with his little Nazi outfit on, and that’s even more entertaining!

You made me think of his little Nazi rising to attention. For shame!!!

Which raises the question: can a vampire even have an erection? The have no circulating blood, do they? Especially a Nazi chief vampire…

If they don’t have circulation then the steak through the heart thing doesn’t make much sense, but I make no claim of expertise on vamparism

I would like to bold the “steak” but I’m not sure if that’s allowed. It makes for a hillariou mental image.

True Blood seemed to think so. Those vampires were always fucking like bunnies.

Loser Donald must have been bored stiff after the rain ruined his golf today, because he thought it was a good idea to retweet an audio clip of a Texas politician using the bathroom.

Now I want a steak.

Bone-in rib, medium rare, with thick slices of slightly underdone cremini mushrooms.

I read that as “fucking bunnies.” I think that means my damned eyes are tired.

Individual 1 staffer Larry Kudlow trying to explain to Fox News’s Jesse Watters that the Bureau of Labor Statistics and the Census Bureau are not government agencies.

Here ya go, Ukulele Ike:

(Hint: You gotta read the whole thread that came from, or at least the first 50 posts, to get the whole context. Mushroom ensued.)