If they start a war, the rest of us will finish it for them. Fucking idiots forget they aren’t the only armed folks.
All Trump has to do, is name him as “acting” and avoid any vetting process. The Repugs in the Senate will go along with it.
I hope the fuck gets Epsteined for knowing too much.
Individual 1 criticizes the Academy Award for naming a South Korean film Best Picture.
Just came here to post that. Christ, what an asshole.
I can’t see him understanding Parasite, anyway. Or having the ability to read the subtitles.
Also, Sunset Boulevard seems rather too subtle for him. If he could muster the attention span to sit through an entire movie, it would feature lots of flying glass and topless babes.
Does he even eat fish? I was of the impression Trump is a burnt-steak and hamberder kind of guy.
You left out the part where the Very Stable Genius said that a movie released in 1939 should have won instead.
I don’t think Trump watches or remembers movies unless he’s in them (i.e. Home Alone 2), so when he tried to think of a famous movie that might have won an Oscar, his camel of thought wandered the desert of his mind and stumbled across Gone With the Wind, though I doubt he knows anything else about it.
In a rare moment of self control, Trump stopped himself before blurting out Birth of a Nation.
Oh, he definitely could not have read his way through that.
I’ve read that his usual dinner order is a Big Mac, fries, Diet Coke, and a filet-o-fish sandwich.
I think he believes that a small slab of fried white fish with processed cheese and tartar sauce on white bread is health food.
Heck, Trump couldn’t even stay focused during the births of his own children, wandering off to get laid somewhere.
“It was the best of times and the worst of times because someone lost but they had women who knew their place* and they were 10s!”
*Not getting the point of the movie and only paying for the 10s. Only married for the last time an 8, I guess, looking at her pix over the years as she went under plastic surgery. Melania only sees Trump as a 10 due to a pre-nup and she really can’t open her eyes due to plastic surgery (seriously… look at her younger pix!).
AKA playing to his base. They want a plastic Barbie, a country agreeing with them… and welfare.
You know those countries ruled by a ridiculous looking crazy guy? We’re now one of those countries.
Beautiful! 
Mr. President, you are what you eat.
That explains the grin.
“Napoleon became a pastry…Bismarck became a herring…und der Fuehrer vill become a piece of cheese!”
— To Be Or Not To Be, 1942
Heh:
‘Parasite’ studio fires back after Trump criticism: ‘He can’t read’
And the funny thing is, is that they’re not too far off.
Heh:
‘Parasite’ studio fires back after Trump criticism: ‘He can’t read’
And the funny thing is, is that they’re not too far off.