Thank God the Trump family knows what is the most important thing to be concerned about in the nation today.
Never again will first families go without the ability to gather and spend leisure time. Whew.
Because everyone wants a doctor with a massive ego, with a wide band of ignorance running through it. And by the way, whenever DOTUS says something preceded by “People say. . .” or anything similar, it translates to “Listen to this fucking whopper I’m about to tell you.”
probably this one
Antibiotic tanning cream.
In case anyone’s interested, the seat will stay vacant until January unless Democratic governor Roy Cooper decides to hold a special election. As of this morning, he hadn’t signaled his intentions, but from a purely political perspective he may decide just to leave it empty, to deny Republicans one extra vote in Congress.
Wanting him to suffer is unacceptable. I mean, compassion notwithstanding, why should want him to delay the final curtain by any means? What is there to be gained by not being expeditious?
Because he deserves to suffer. Punishment ends when you die.
At some event in Tennessee yesterday, Trump appeared to have wet pants. It could be an odd shadow; could be that he got wet clearing debris; could be that he sat on a wet chair.
But I’m going with: he pissed himself.
And yes, we should be kind and not mock elderly people struggling with incontinence. Unless it’s Donald Trump, in which case mock away because that’s exactly what Trump would do to anyone he disliked who showed up in public with wet pants.
Hmm. Clinicians were cleared to use their own judgement in ordering tests (when they can get them) two days ago. Symptoms can first appear as much as 14 days after exposure. Contrary to the link **Monty **posted, COVID-19 can spread before symptoms develop.
So how did tests of these guys get done an results released so quickly? How many conference attendees were really exposed? And to Monty’s comment, did Pence shake hands with either of them?
Who here thinks it is a good idea to take advice about disease prevention from a guy known for rawdogging porn stars?
(credit “Betty Bowers” tweet)
I agree with both of you. 
Seriously, though, I can easily accept the ‘stain’ as being a shadow. Given there is, as far as I can tell, only the one shot, I would take a ‘wait and see’ on this one.
I think it’s just water from when he (or more likely some lackey) tried to clean his pants after he creamed his jeans talking about how awesome it was for a little boy who “got to fly” in a tornado when the tornado killed the little boy’s family.
And what is this nonsense?
[QUOTE=that dungheap called the current president]
flown to a certain area
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Am I the only one who thinks that clown always talks like an addle-brained incompetent D&D dungeon master?
Heck, he’d just lie and say someone with dry pants had wet himself.
Aaaaaaaahhhhh! My eyes! My brain! Quick! I need eye-bleach and mental floss!
We have been through 37 months of this clusterfuckface von clownstink and only now you are finally crying out for relief?
In case you haven’t read it recently, here’s the full text to The Masque of the Red Death.
Sweet Jesus. 
Thanks for the link, LHoD!
Pretty much memorized the damn thing. Possibly my favorite Poe tale.
“…and Darkness, and Decay, and the Red Death, held illimitable dominion over all…”
Ever see the Irish stained-glass artist Harry Clarke’s illustration for the 1919 edition?
“Masque” is down in the eighth row.
It’s been my mantra for a while now.