The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Or when he went to El Paso after the mass shooting, and posed for a picture with an infant whose parents had been killed, plus the infant’s uncle & aunt. And since he had no idea what the proper human reaction would be, he fell back on his standard “thumbs up + big grin” pose.

Sociopath.

How are we to interpret this?

And in other news… Ted Cruz has tested positive for COVID-19 and is now putting himself in quarantine.

Thoughts & Prayers, Ted…!

That article doesn’t say he tested positive. It said he shook hands with someone who did, and he’s engaging in a political stunt.

I can’t be the only one hoping that the guy sneezed heavily into Rafael’s face whilst they were shaking hands.

Just not intended in the way he thinks they are.

The Surgeon General of the United States: “[Individual 1] is healthier than what I am.”

Speaking of Surgeon General Adams, you do know he was State Health Commissioiner under Pence. Cocking up a health crisis is old hat for him.

Sounds like the Surgeon General has been making use of that expensive 18-year-old anesthetic.

No. No, you’re not.

And we’re talking about a guy who probably thinks “Kleenex” is a new republican Super PAC.

So the Surgeon General is dying?

Trump just retweeted an image of himself playing the violin link. #Nero is trending on twitter.

I saw that earlier today and thought, “Wow. That dumbass is absolutely the most clueless person in history”. His ego is so huge that he thinks any mention of his name is a positive.

It’s fine - he believes in the “five-second rule”.

Song Cue #1:

Don’t tell them not to fly
They’ve simply got to
If someone’s getting ill
It’s them and not you
Our President’s a clown
Don’t rain on their parade…

And Song Cue #2:

When Herr Ted Cruz proves he’s just a waste of space
Ve sneeze! <achoo>
Sneeze! <achoo>
Right in Ted Cruz’s face!
Every time he speaks it’s just a damned disgrace
So ve sneeze! <achoo>
Sneeze! <achoo>
Right in Ted Cruz’s face!

Well, looks like we are finally having an emergency that can’t just be fixed by undoing the thing that Trump did to cause the emergency in the first place.

Look, it’s not my religion, but don’t those people worship a guy who underwent a shitload of suffering and ignominy - it fact, don’t they like to carry around replicas of one of the torture devices used on him?

Sure, and look who’s been getting the blame ever since.

Hey! As an addle-brained incompetent DM, I resent that.

Every time Trump goes out in public wearing that stupid red hat, the cost of the trip should be billed to the RNC since he’s basically turning it into a campaign appearance.

I look forward to the day this thread (and every other Trump-titled thread) is closed and locked.