Remember when Trump said that when he says America, he means himself? Yeah, there’s no possible way he’s doing this in a desperate hope for a cure for a disease he (supposedly) does not have.
Fed cuts rates to zero and issues QE.
I agree with the QE, but the Fed has now run out of bullets when it comes to interest rates.
Sure. That’s why I made it. 
But it’s important to note that OttoDaFe is the one who wrote the words. I just stole them and stuck them on top of a picture and added the ‘Whuuuuuuut…?’
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If you ever saw Kill Bill, vol 1, this latest Fed action is reminiscent of the anime sequence where the guards rush in, firing wildly, smoke clouding everything… then Oren Ishi’i shoots the legs out from under the guards.
I’ll leave it to others to decide if the Fed is Oren or the guards.
Post 41622. 
I’ve never been associated with a meme (that I know of — and any I don’t know of are probably not suitable for family use). I’m … what should I be? Honored? Chagrined? Humiliated? All of the above?
Well, since it came from me, it’s obviously a high honour. 
Maybe this should go into a corona virus thread, but there are none here.
You’d think that after the Grand Princess sat off the San Francisco coast for days and days the government would be ready for the passengers.
Not hardly.
I have medication I have to take every day, and I’m sure if I were in that position I’d try to carry it with me. I can only think that they were not permitted to bring it, but were told there luggage would be right there.
Is there nothing these morons can’t fuck up?
The stupid fuck is going to address the nation again this afternoon. Every time he talks people panic more. He only cares about getting reelected so everything he does is done with that aim. What’s he going to do this time? “In addition to filling our strategic oil reserve, which is so strategic, some say it’s the most strategic in the world, I have ordered the creation of a strategic toilet paper reserve. We’re keeping America number 1 at number 2.”
At this point, he’d do well to just yell, “Remain calm! All is well!!”
I’ve got a Whamo Gratetfull Dead frisbee, still in the box. I may just have to break it out.
I think Trump also got similar advice from Roy Cohn.
And now a word from the government.
(parody Youtube video contains words that are NSFW)
As if anyone’s still at work.
On Friday, he said magic words - “national emergency” – and the Dow went up 2000 points. But the magic wore off, and the Dow is giving it mostly back today. So he needs to say more powerful juju today to make the magic Dow go up again. So he’ll go on TV and say “super double secret national emergency”, and the Dow gods will smile upon him.
Well, they were “two very big words.” :rolleyes:
Arrgh. We had a whole thread on the subject of what the fuck is up with those damn edits? Why the hell do they think it is necessary to put in those fucking audio skips in the monologue, even where they do not even belong? Fuck.
I was hoping for, “I QUIT”.
Or maybe…