Multiple (unverified) reports that Russia has orgy videos of Trump peeing on Russian prostitutes.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
Well, to be fair, what else are you going to do with Russian prostitutes?
I wonder if Trump does the golden-shower thing with Kellyanne Conway. That would explain a lot, plus she does have that whole Russian-prostitute look.
Russian hookers look like they rise at sundown to feed on the blood of the innocent? That…works?
Penthouse magazine is offering $1 million for the Russia tapes.
Penthouse still exists?!
To be fair to Trump, the document suggests he hired the prostitutes to perform a “golden showers show” for him, not that he was actually doing the pissing.
make america #1 again!
I’ll be honest, I’m surprised it was just #1 and not #2. He seems the kind of guy who craves a little scat.
He Who Must Not Be Named’s inaugural ceremony will feature a “soft sensuality”.
All nonsense. Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Lock him UP!
Your previous contacts were limited to Dylan Roof, Timothy McVeigh, Muammar Ghadafi, and Charles Manson.
Trump should really pass the time by playing a little solitaire.
Bingo. Er, Solitaire.
So, more draining of the swamp. A large part of the He Who Shall Not Be Named campaign was criticizing the VA. So, whom has he named as his head of the Veterans Department? The guy who currently runs the much-maligned VA health care system.
It seems that pretty much all of the Trump cabinet nominees are now stating in public that they disagree with everything that Trump is spewing out of his tweet hole.
NATO is important and will be supported.
Mexico won’t pay for a wall.
Climate change is real, and a problem to be worked on internationally.
Russia was behind the hacking, abuses human rights, and will be dealt with.
Nuclear weapons are dangerous and current policy of containment is correct.
Japan and Korea won’t have to go it alone for their defence.
Trump’s nominees pretty much disagree with everything Trump says.
Either that, or most likely they got the new “Trump way” rules that tell them to lie their ass off now because once in power they will do what he tells them.
Oh, did anyone notice how a CNN picture showed that the big pile of papers that Trump claimed that they demonstrated that he was giving his companies to his sons were most likely blank pages?
Who will check if Trump’s worthless words have something related to reality?