The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I am trying to be cautious here, but if Trump ends, this is how. The press conferences were his way of staying in the news, which is his strategy for practically everything. He sucks the oxygen out of the room, away from his adversaries.

He will find other ways to do this, of course. He’ll probably double down on nasty, nasty partisan politics. Here come the immigration bans, and not just for 60 days.

Since DTMFA buttons didn’t work, maybe we should make some SPTNE ones.

“Oh please, it’s only a thousand cadets. :rolleyes: It’s not like they’re real soldiers or anything. Besides, it will be a fantastic photo op. My red tie will look great in front of all those gray tops.”

Okay, I know the first acronymn, but what’s SPTNE mean?

“Stop Protecting The Naked Emperor.” It’s a new one. It’ll probably take a minute to catch on.

How about MABA ? The B stands for “Boring” (or “Blue”).

What a beautiful 100% no-show that would make. Don, just standing there at the podium, and empty chairs.
Yeah, one can dream.

Randy Rainbow Weighs in on Bleach:

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Randy Rainbow Weighs in on Bleach:

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That’s brilliant!

Unfortunately, it won’t work. For the next nine months, he’s still commander in chief so if he wants all of the cadets at commencement, they’re all going to be at commencement.

Ready for the Gem of the Day? Trump campaign pans coronavirus panel as ‘third witch hunt in three years’

How DARE Congress keep an eye on how $2.2 trillion in borrowed dollars they signed into law for specific purposes is spent? Geez, it is just oversight, it isn’t an attempt to remove him from office.

I’m not a bet-the-farm kind of guy, but I would bet the farm that Trump and his cronies will profit themselves and their friends if they get the opportunity.

Has he been actually accused of anything in particular? Or is he screaming “Not guilty!” as a preemptive?

It is just routine oversight. Routine for a $2.2T stimulus anyway. There is no allegation.

The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

– Proverbs 25:1 (KJV)

The big question is, did CFSG realize that he fucked up (apart from being harassed by those goddam reporters, it is their fault)? Is he himself cognizant of the hole he has dug himself into, worried at all, or is it his staff (only the best people) who have become alarmed while he is oblivious?

It does seem oddly timed, like his stir-the-hornets-nest Friday night shitter tweets. Almost like another one of his sleight-of-hand moves designed to distract from the bugfuckery that is going on behind the scenes, but perhaps a little too over-the-top this time.

The big question is, did CFSG realize that he fucked up (apart from being harassed by those goddam reporters, it is their fault)? Is he himself cognizant of the hole he has dug himself into, worried at all, or is it his staff (only the best people) who have become alarmed while he is oblivious?

It does seem oddly timed, like his stir-the-hornets-nest Friday night shitter tweets. Almost like another one of his sleight-of-hand moves designed to distract from the bugfuckery that is going on behind the scenes, but perhaps a little too over-the-top this time.

I know, hence the dreaming. Maybe they can all just sit the other way, or have bags with sad faces over their heads. Or (but seriously) at least all turn up with face masks - a sight that would surely displease Don. Might even make him dispense a potshot or two.

Or in lieu of masks everybody just shoot spitballs at him, like what happened to the young teacher Gene Simmons before he got into Kiss.

GS could possibly provide a better commencement address, tho…

Those are both reasonable.

It’ll take a lot longer than a minute if it requires people to consider the concept of “Trump, naked”.

No.

And, no.

:slight_smile:

I like it!

Make America Bright Again!
Make America BeautifulAgain!
Make America Best Again!
Make America Brave Again!

I, too, share your dream.

Does anyone seriously think he’s going to limit attendance to just the graduating class? The buffoon will require the entire Cadet Corps, over four thousand cadets, to be there. And that’s because some idiot, maybe the idiot-in-chief himself, will realize that just a thousand people on the field is a much smaller crowd than Obama had when he gave a speech at West Point.