Please don’t send human feces through the mail (exceptions apply, but they don’t include any situations in which the recipient is the America-hating Fuckstick Administration).
TIA.
P.S. I don’t actually speak on behalf of the USPS; it’s just a bit of postal regulations trivia I happen to know about.
P.P.S. I also don’t know if UPS and FedEx have exactly the same restrictions, so I won’t be making any requests wrt their services.
I know; I’m one of the USPS guys (which is why I felt it appropriate to add the disclaimer that I’m not posting as a spokesman).
And I really DON’T have any specific knowledge of the restrictions UPS and FedEx place on shippable material. Anecdote: When Michaela returned to New York after her mother’s memorial service, I needed to mail some of her items to her. She also asked for some of kaylasmom’s jewelry and perfumes. The jewelry I was able to mail, but I had to go to the UPS Store to get them to ship the perfumes.
This morbidly curious Canuck looked into this letter thingy and I’m like wow you guys are lucky, getting a good hard pat on the back (+shoulder rub?) in the form of this letter! Just trying to imagine him saying “My Fellow Canadians”.
Did you see the other coins in the series? Let me just point out this one:
Number 7: Title: GENIUS MAKES ITS OWN RULES with a Monograph "President Donald J. Trump: A Study in Genius“