The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

from the link,
Valets assist the President and first family with a variety of personal tasks. They are responsible for the President’s food and beverage
so that could be a good thing

Actually, A Navy SEAL is probably well equipped to deal with a parasitic alien life form.

Don’t think he knows anything about styling hair, though.

I would suggest, as proper title for Trump’s valet, one of these:

I had this mental picture. Valet carefully applying the mask, slowly, meticulously working the magic. Face to face, breathing… breathing… breathing. Perhaps a little huff or sigh.

Don’t knock skunks!

“Sir, may I tighten your necktie? More…more…more…a little more…?”

Does the valet have to taste the president’s hamberders to make sure they’re not poisoned?

Trowel? I’m thinking they tapped someone with a heavy-weapons specialization on the theory that a serviceman with grenade launcher or flamethrower experience could be easily cross-trained to operate the Orange Glop Hose[tm].

Is that why Trump won’t wear a mask? All that shit on his face will rub of and everyone will laugh at the old man who uses make-up?

Probably. He needs to keep a supply of new shirts on hand because the bronzer ruins them.

When I heard about Trump’s valet being sick, my first thought was the title of an episode of Get Smart! from 1970 – How Green was my Valet

(The title is a play on a 1941 film and 1939 novel How Green was my Valley, which is probably pretty much forgotten today

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My extensive research shows that one’s valet also gets one in enormous trouble with one’s aunts. He then comes up with a convoluted plan to get one out of trouble, leaving one utterly astounded and totally dependent on one’s valet.

It also helps if one is an utter idiot.

My bold.

Oh no it’s not. Not by us old farts anyway. :smiley:

Next up: Season 4, Episode 17, Tequila Mockingbird.

A Cockwart Orange?

It’ll always be remembered as “the film that won Best Picture instead of Citizen Kane.”

In non-movie trivia news, a whistle-blower watchdog has found that Dr. Richard Bright lost his job as retaliationand should be re-instated.

Unfortunately, that plus $5 will get you a latte, as they say. The Trump administration is not required to comply, and the body that would adjudicate a complaint has been left unstaffed.

My understanding was that Lay’s conviction was automatically vacated because he died while the conviction was under appeal, which (again, according to my understanding) is distinct from the sentencing phase having not been completed.

Now Playing – The Blob:

The person on Mike Pence’s staff who has tested positive for coronavirus is Katie Miller, Stephen Miller’s wife. So does that mean Miller was exposed, and therefore, Individual 1?

Never thought I’d care whether Stephen Miller got laid recently…

That assumes that another human being wants to come within 6’ of Stephen Miller, and I find that hard to picture. Including his wife.

Anonymous WH sources say that Trump went ballistic yesterday on the news that his valet – whom he hardly ever sees – tested positive. I’m imagining it’s worse today, which fills my heart with schadenfreude.