The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’m still partial to “Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon”

As a person of… extended size… I should be offended by jabs at his looks, but I’m not and I’m partial to one I’ve heard lately: President Plump.

I’ve seen some plump in my time, and what that boy is ain’t “plump.”

I still prefer “Special Needs Caligula”, but that’s just me.

I tend to use the acronym CFSG, which seems to be a fairly common usage (at any rate, it’s been quite a while since I’ve been asked to explain it.

I actually prefer “King Cannot.” It’s more than a tad obscure, but it pairs well with his second-in-command, the White Nought.

Twitler is at it again! And, of course, he is showing is true colors:

Mind you, this is the same individual who, when reporters ask him legitimate questions, yells at them and says they are “very rude”.

I settled on Donny Two-scoops because it didn’t comment on his size, because that can happen to anyone, or his make-up choices, even though it points out his vanity, but rather his view on life: I got mine so fuck the rest of you chumps.

Why be cute? He’s the scum of the earth in every way. “Nazi-supporting rapist” is more fitting.

Skeleteena has buyer’s remorse.

Ann Coulter Turns on ‘Disloyal Actual Retard’ Trump in Twitter Rant

Never would have predicted that she would turn on Trump.

How about Donald Dick and his veep, Mikey Mouse?

Rats become cannibalistic when the food runs out.

Ann Coulter is a business woman. She says whatever she needs to say to create controversy, get attention, and make money. She has no loyalties to anyone. I used to love her back when I was an xtian.

If the (Democratic) governor of North Carolina cannot immediately guarantee that the site will be filled to capacity, then Chump is threatening to move this summer’s Republican convention to elsewhere.

No, she’s really a white supremacist. She could do all the things you say without being a nazi. Nazis don’t fling out “14!” to get attention, they do it because they’re nazis.

That makes sense. I tend to think of her as someone who doesn’t really care and is just in it for a buck. But a nice person who was anti-nazi wouldn’t be out there spouting nazi talking points. So it probably doesn’t matter how strongly she feels ideologically as long as she talks and acts just like one. And for all I know she has deep seething hatred and contempt for anyone who isn’t a white, cis-straight male. But it wouldn’t practically matter if she doesn’t really care and just thinks it’s all a joke. You could still call her a white supremacist and be correct due to her platform.

Please to explain. What is this, “fling out ‘14!’”?

14 Words

Oh. That shit.

Hey did that motherfucker put that wall up yet? And did Mexico pay for it?