The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Remember when he did thatduring his campaign?
And some of the police behind him applauded?

“Once again, he masterfully owned the Liberal Lamestrream Media with his blistering sarcasm!”

I think it will be more like:

Trump: You’re still endorsing me in December, right
LEOs: As long as you don’t defund us
Trump: Good-let’s eat

“December?”

“Forget it, he’s rolling.”

Or, and just as plausible IMO:

Shock & Awe, shock & awe, shock & awe. One big titanic push, and get it done and over with, because if we don’t do this now, we never will.

Slippery slopes and all.

"Make America great again. Vote for me. Make America great again. Vote for me.

I would say more but my staff said something about how my speech was supposed to have fourteen words in it for some reason."

14 words. This is more serious than I thought. I knew his vocabulary was down to under 150 words - three syllables maximum; but this revelation is very troubling, sad, hugely bad, bigly hermbingder, covfeevidorona, …

Maybe he’ll just show charts, upside down, but in color. A few sharpie marks for emphasis.

I don’t think Trump will ever change, being the 73 year old diaper that he is.

Did he MAKE that 3PM speech about race and unity? I’m not seeing any news coverage online.

I think he had the sainted Jared Kushner declare victory.

I"m curious about that, too. Did FOX turn out?

Any details about this?

Attendees? Menu?

My guess is he’s going to propose using tactical nuclear weapons against protesters.

The Combover Cowboy is going with precision?

Only in the cities where he owns property.

There won’t be defunding. There won’t be dismantling of our police, and there’s not going to be any disbanding of our police. Our police have been letting us live in peace, and we want to make sure we don’t have any bad actors in there.

Apparently he is somehow going to make sure that all the PDs in the country get federal funds to make up from what their municipalities are taking away from them. Or something. Because, he says, 99% of officers are great people.

Hey, if it’s good enough for the Bible, it’s good enough for the charts!

We just need to make the new fence around the White House a little bigger and stronger every single day.

Problem solved.

Not until the gate locks from the outside.

Gate?

It’s a section of fence that swings open like a door. At least it did before the welding.