The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Attendance was mandatory for LU “students”.

I’ll bet those morons actually believed him.

Trump is a Bond villain writ large. He’s obsessed with himself, prefers gaudy buildings with gilded decorations, and his plans, which he enjoyes monologuing about at length, make no sense whatsoever. He surrounds himself with beautiful young women who want nothing to do with him and he eliminates henchmen and assiciated whenever it suits hum with no consideration to loyalty or necessity. On that basis, we can look forward to his dying in some unlikely but horrible fashion, perhaps being sucked out of an airplane at thirty thousand feet, dropped down a furnace chimney, or crushed by an ediface with his own stupid visage on it.

Stranger

Ooooh! I especially like that last one.

I half-suspected Obama to be an atheist. I’m certain Trump is. Maybe not a principled one, but one by default. He doesn’t have a religious bone in his body and no faith or reverence for anything but pussy, power and money. And I think he’s aged out of caring about pussy grabbing.

He’d be willing to believe in a God who appeared, put his hand on Trump’s shoulder, and proclaimed “you are my Chosen, the Most Important Being Ever Created, even including Me. I stand in awe before You.”

Short of that, though: no. Atheist.

The Resistance lives even there?

More like a Dick Tracy villain. Just look at him, and his plans are equally ridiculous.

Obama was brought up as a thiessen, possibly agnostic; however, he did become Christian as an adult. AFAIK, his conversion predated by quite some time his search for elected office. Obama is not atheist.

Nor is Trump. Trump worships something: himself.

He has no reverence for pussy. He’d have to some actual respect for women to have that. And to be honest, he doesn’t even like himself that much, all boasting aside. The guy is just basically an asshole. Zemeckis nailed it with Back to the Future II.

And now Trump managed to find a place for Jabba the Hutt, I mean, Sam Clovis; he is likely to be named undersecretary of the USDA.

Well yeah. That is why they are Morons.

This is why I’m not on twitter. If you don’t want to click, it’s Sarah Huckabee’s post from before the election which reads:

“When you’re attacking FBI agents because you’re under criminal investigation, you’re losing”.

I hope someone asks her about this.

Eek! She used the L-word. No one used the L-word about El Jefe (see what I did there) and gets away with it.

I like it. Bring out the sharks with frickin’ lasers on their heads.

She calls her boss a loser then. :cool:

Gotta love Steve Martin! :slight_smile:

There’s a rumor that LBJ’s maid called him El BJ.

Good one!

“Thiessen” above should be “athiest”.