“… since you Jews killed our Lord and Savior. Not many people know that, you know? But I’m OK with that because he was bigly resurrected. Anyway, we forgive you.”
“Hey, I gotta say, when you people nail your critics, you really nail 'em!
Seriously with all surety I say unto you the Jews are an efficient race. I wish I had Jews silencing my opponents with the vigor vih-GUR I love that word, don’t you? with the vigor that they show when they’re cooking my books.”
(underline mine) Note to Trump: a lot of those people in the long dresses aren’t women. Don’t try to check.
Toby Keith is coming with Trump to Saudi Arabia to perform a male-only concert.
I wonder how popular country music is in Saudi Arabia.
A huge piece of Pig Shit was sent straight to Hell today. Yes!
No last rites, no funeral, no nothing. Straight to The Burning Pit. Today is starting out to be a Mighty Fine Day!
If this were a Netflix Original, I’d stay up a little later just to watch the next episode. Truly binge-worthy stuff we got going on here.
Unfortunately, reality…
“How can you stand the heat around here? It’s like an oven.”
“HEY ! This isn’t a pussy ?!”
Has this been mentioned yet:
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article151149647.html
This was from late yesterday. I don’t think I saw it in any of the Trump threads, but who the hell can keep track of them all?
It seems like the major news bombshells have been dropping in the late afternoon recently. I’m not sure if that’s a time that’s been calculated to have the most impact (or maybe it’s just my perception and not reality). But I’m looking at the clock and thinking, “aren’t we due for another ‘stunning revelation’ in about 30 minutes?”
I imagine Trump admin officals looking like Morpheus waiting for the squids to attack. “Here they come…”
I am reminded of the episode of All In The Family where Archie’s friend Stretch Cunningham died and Archie only found out he was Jewish when he arrived to deliver a eulogy at what turned out to be a synagogue.
He adapted rather awkwardly, explaining that he’d been caught off guard and would try to be careful to “skip over the Jesuses” in the remarks he’d written.
The writing is on the wall as Advisors Urge Trump to Hire an Outside Lawyer.
Can you say “President Pence”?
By the same logic he used to convince people to elect him President, obviously he ought to select an “outside lawyer” who has never seen the inside of a law school.
Pity J. Fred Buzhardt is dead.
I’m sure he’s practicing in front of the mirror, holding one hand up with the other on the family Bible.
That’s OK; there will be millions of people listening to him and saying “Jesus … Jesus …”
Doesn’t the WH provide its own legal counsel ? I remember the guy from the West Wing. Beardy. Begaveled.
The rats are starting to pack their bags.
Hey Trump, see those guys over there in multi-colored baggy outfits and big berets? Those guys? Go grab their junk, I dare ya. Ignore the axes*, they’re wusses, you’ll totally pwn them. C’mon, I double-dog dare ya! 
*Yes, I know they’re halberds. Trump wouldn’t know a halberd from Halliburton.
Well, obviously Pence can, since he’s opened a 2020 campaign PAC.
Yes, there is an official position of White House Counsel (portrayed first by John Larrouquette, then by Oliver Platt). But his job is to advise on the legal impact of government policy. Keeping the president’s sorry ass out of jail is for private counsel.
Ah, gotcha. Thanks, guys.