Anybody have any tips for cleaning red wine off a keyboard?
JohnT
May 19, 2017, 10:32pm
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CNN is reporting that WH counsel is researching impeachment.
Saudi Arabia doesn’t seem to have an extradition treaty with the US…
Found a typo in the opening paragraph:
Should have been:
He may have to convert. And be circumcised.
The_Tooth:
“I just hatched from an egg in the hold of an alien spaceship and latched onto the face of a young yet leathery John Hurt.” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I shoved my ovipositor down his throat and laid my eggs in his chest."
Mr. Trump added, “But I’m not an alien.”
That is fucking hilarious.
Let’s hope the Saudis don’t have extreme vetting for refugees.
Rick_Sanchez:
Y’know, we really should retire the phrase “smoking gun” if finding, like, twenty of them doesn’t change anything.
My nomination is “Exploding Blunderbuss”
OK, who told you Trump’s Secret Service code name?
Does MST3K imitate life, or does life imitate MST3K?
There appears to be a rather large facility in Irkutsk. That would be ideal. East-central Siberia, far away from just about everyone. I suspect that would be Vlad’s choice.
I hesitate to type this, but aren’t most American men’s chaps circumcised anyway? If so, that’s half the battle.
Please, people, leave the man’s penis to its own devices. Some of us might be opening this thread at lunchtime. No one wants that image, I mean, like, ever.
Impossible – there’s just no end to that prick.
Kobal2
May 20, 2017, 12:57am
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There’s always more , and it’s always worse :
The president’s team has reportedly attempted to build downtime into his schedule wherever possible, and instructed foreign delegations that he prefers short presentations with lots of visual aids .His short attention span is said to have already affected preparation for the trip. Aides threaded the president’s own name through the paragraphs of a two-page briefing memo in order to hold the president’s interest , the New York Times reported on Friday.
So, basically, “He is used to his picturebooks. Also, if at all possible only ever talk about him and how great he is.”
At this point I’m wary of him travelling at all. The gravity pull of his ego is sure to provoke severe tidal disruptions.
Kobal2
May 20, 2017, 1:14am
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There’s ALWAYS MORE , and it’s always darkly hilarious. Quotes from *Trump’s own WH staffers :
“Trump himself hasn’t been implicated in any of these leaks except where he’s implicated himself, where he says something that makes his perhaps less-than-sterling intentions clear,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss the controversy candidly. “He keeps saying there’s no collusion, and I think he’s right. So if he would just shut his trap, what would Dems have?
Okay, he fired Comey,” the official conceded. “With a semi-competent comms operation, that would blow over in 24 hours. And that’s the worst part: he has a competent comms staff. But they can’t do their jobs because he keeps running his mouth.
Trump’s repeated media missteps have frustrated even longtime supporters. “Every day he looks more and more like a complete moron,” said one senior administration official who also worked on Trump’s campaign. “I can’t see Trump resigning or even being impeached, but at this point I wish he’d grow a brain and be the man that he sold himself as on the campaign.”
Asked whether an administration staff change-up would ameliorate this latest crisis, a Republican source formerly involved with a pro-Trump political group told The Daily Beast, “yes, if it comes with a frontal lobotomy for Trump.”
"David C. Gomez, a former FBI assistant special agent in charge, said Trump’s comments demonstrated a profound inability to grasp the potential consequences of his words. “In terms of potential criminal activity, it’s amateur night at the White House,” Gomez told The Daily Beast. “These guys—and Trump especially—don’t know how to not implicate themselves. On a big case like this, the ideal thing would be a wiretap on your number one subject,” Gomez added. “But in this case, you don’t need a wiretap. He just comes right out and says it.”
I have come to the conclusion that President Trump is so good at projection that he should just buy IMAX.
We interrupt this thread with the following. Bob Beckel Fired From Fox News’ ‘The Five’ After Racist Remark.
Enjoy your weekend and carry on, Dopers.
