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AIUI, the movements of nuclear submarines is classified Top Secret.
But it’s not as if he told Kim Jong-un, and it’s not as if Little Fatty has a television or the DPRK has an intelligence agency.
Where’s the bloody “Like” button?
It used to be that the formal court dress for women being received by the Pope was a black dress and a black veil. Even Queen Elizabeth II used to wear this, although she always combined this with one of blingier tiaras. But more recently she has just dressed as she normally does. Some Catholic queens still exercise their privilège du blanc.
So the fairer criticism is probably that Melania and Ivanka were overcompensating. Presumably in the expectation that Trump would be an embarrassment.
“They’re not defective! People just keep spitting on the wrong side!”
When Trump plays Battleship, he only plays with a 5x5 grid, and even then he usually forgets the last row and column.
“Give me a ‘T’!”
“Donnie, the grid only goes up to ‘E’.”
“There is no ‘E’ in Trump. SAD!”
Milton Bradley is coming out with a new version of Battleship to meet the Trump specification. It is called “Stupid Battleship”.
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As the economy goes south, perhaps one-percenters will buy up sheets of the stamps and donate them to those who will now be living in cardboard boxes–glue them around the box-seams, and it diverts the rain. You can also make a hinged door if you use enough of them.
So sorry, we can’t donate the profits after all.
How long until Trump keeps his Presidential salary?
In the Hall of Presidents, the life-sized figures stand on a stage in front of stylized windows made of neoclassical columns. Disney could save a mint by putting a green “grass” plane behind the windows, and place on it a little nine-iron-wielding doll. The forced perspective technique Disney is so well known for could mean that a foot-high Trump would be visible to the entire auditorium, yet would cost pennies on the dollar to make.
Win, win!
Just scrap the thing and replace it with a sign that says it wanted to spend more time with its family.
Why not dress it in tar and feathers?
Well look on the bright side.
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, his robot will likely be repeatedly vandalized. My choice would be to put a dunce cap on it and a sign saying “traitor” around its neck.
Is Melania Catholic? I think Slovenians are generally Catholic, aren’t they?
Probably not practicing, though, which may be why she wasn’t aware of the “no head gear necessary” change in policy.
Casting for the Adams Family reboot is coming along nicely.
Donald Trump Jr. takes his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
Are you sure? I would guess that Steve Bannon hands out copies of “On The Jews and Their Lies” to everyone he sees.
The headline on Foxnews.com right now:
“FOX NEWS POLL: Trump approval down, voters support special counsel on Russia investigation”
So I guess Fox is fake news now too. Where can a poor President turn to get honest, positive news?
The Donald’s gift to the Pope (there’s a picture of it at the link):
I’m quite sure Donald does not have the word resilience in his vocabulary (too many syllables). Before I clicked into the story, I saw that Donald had give the Pope a sculpture, and I was sure it was a bust of Donnie himself. So **that **was a relief anyway.